SAVAGES (v2) Hints/Hauls

I might just be drunk, but I’m not seeing you on Untappd. What does your name show up as?

 

I’ll be away for this round, hiding out in my favorite place the smoky mountains, with no porch available.

Maybe I’ll go west after that, I hear there’s GOLD out there.

 

Well fuck, maybe Oconomowocian then? I did have public search turned off which I turned back on

 

don't forget about @LRS

 

First box heading south, second heading west. I'm not on untappd but I just may have to so I can stalk you fine folks.

 

Trying to add a few of you on UT. What’s your handle? Couldn’t find it. Thx

 

hint for both targets: you live in the same state as at least one other participant here
hint for both targets: you both live north of me
hint for target #1: your state is cooler than target #2
hint for target #2: your state is cooler than target #1
hint for both targets: I don't do flat rates. Get ready.

 

My brain cramped trying to figure part of that post out.

 

Hint #1 shipping west and south

 

I’m out. 28 more to go...

 

Hint #1 Shipping East.
Hint #2 I’ve shipped to 1 of you in the past.
Hint #3 You’re both in trouble.
Hint #4 One of my target’s will get their box fairly soon, the other closer to the deadline.
Hint #5 Both of my target's have considerably more UT check in's than I do.
Hint #6 Both of my target's are getting beer from a source that is way closer to you than me.
Hint #7 Target #1 (who I've sent to before), packaging some of your beer right now.

 

I am shipping these boxes later today. Not to my targets. Or am I? The recipients and I have never shipped beer to one another. Potential hint right there? Perhaps.

I’ll do some shopping on my way home.

 

I’m getting old. I forget things from time to time.

 

Maybe, a majority of CT is west of me

 

Hint #3 Target A&B:
Both targets I'm shipping to are South and East of me. I was actually surprised that Target A is south of me, but a check of a map confirmed it.

Hint #4 Target A&B:
Neither of your states touch mine.

Hint #5 Target A&B:
For both of you, all, or part of your states are in a different time zone than mine (Minnesota - Central).

Recap:

Hint #1 Target A&B:
I've never shipped, or received from either of you.

Hint #2 Target A&B:
I've never been to either of your states, though I've been closer to Target A's state than Target B's.

 

I have either received from or sent both of my targets beer, comical how few that eliminates

 

Feeling like me....

 

Oh, crap!

I screwed up Hint #5, please ignore it. I can't find the damn edit button. I'll come up with a new Hint #5.

 

Also maybe me...

 

I just went to @FFFjunkie friends list on UT and found a bunch of you and sent friend requests. Also
Haul hint 1.1

I’ll add in the base beer (WBC medal winner) to one of each of these for at least one of my targets