SAVAGES (v2) Hints/Hauls

Hmm... Lakers???

 

I'm about 45 minutes NE, I work evenings/nights but if you were able to do something around noon either day I'd be game.

 

I was thinking the same thing. So, if that's the case, I'm still a potential target.

 

Both of my targets have reviewed less beers on BA than me. Target 1 lives in the same state as the out-laws, target 2 does not.

 

I figured this song was appropriate for this BIF.

 

Hint #3. At this point it is impossible that my targets have detected me, and it is unlikely either will be onto me within the next few days. I am certain though that one of my targets will gain some awareness shortly; likely in an unexpected way.

(Hint #3 is dedicated to @y2kawakami , for reasons I will not reveal here)

 

Or Clippers?

 

It is a natural instinct with this group.

 

Figures I step away for a couple days and this thing takes off.

Hint #1 I am not shipping east.

 

Hint #1 I am not shipping east.
Hint #2 I have shipped to target A less than 2 times, I have shipped to target B less than 14 times.

 

Hint V: Red is the color your state has been on election night for each presidential election since I have been able to vote. This is true for one of my targets, but not so much for the other.
Hint VI: Rally caps will not be needed in the coming weeks for a team in my target's state.

Previously Offered Hints
Hint I: Rookies BIF official targets of mine are not my targets here, too.
Hint II: South is a direction at least one of my boxes will travel.
Hint III: One or both of you has checked into at least 500 more beers than me on Untapped.
Hint IV: Those of you who have sent me beer in the past will not be getting return fire this round. Unless I decide to ninja you.

 

Hint #4.

target2.age > thisischuck01.age + akatz.age > target1.age

 

Aw jeez! MATH!

You're evil! Though, based on that, I think I'm out, but not sure.

 

The math hints are just beginning. Get ready.

 

I was good in math, back in school, but that was 30 years ago. I was good till calculus, then the shit hit the fan with me.

 

Fuck I was wondering when math would hit!!

 

Am I the only one that got 3 targets??

 

I've got tons of targets in my safe ready to have holes put into them by boom sticks.

Oh, you mean targets here!

Nope, only 2, though a someone who was naughty here will be getting return fire. There's also a chance that people who have been naughty in the past may get return fire.

 

Hint 1- I have been in a BIF with one of my targets before but not the other
Hint 2 - The badgers avenged an ass kicking in Ann Arbor last year with a thumping of @FlintB ’s wolverines yesterday. The badgers have played a regular season game in one of my targets states and a bowl game in the other targets state in the last 20 years