SAVAGES (v2) Hints/Hauls

Seems legit, I think?

 

What the fuck? Did you create the @CanConPhilly parallel universe? Do we all live in the upside down? So many questions!

 

Just wait till @Fakegold gets involved

 

First math equations now this, my brain hurts!

 

Out

 

Nice hits @bstoos, @Dragginballs76, @FakePhilly

 

I feared this might happen, yet I also expected it.

 

Out

 

We're into the CanConverse
We needed a Marvel reference

 

I’m packing up some boxes tonight. So here’s some real clues. One target resides in the state with the longest running continuously published newspaper.

 

Opened this one from said package. It’s great! Juicy tropical fruits and a touch soft. I also received some intel from trusted sources. I’m calling out you @thisischuck01 on this disguised ninja package! What say you? I say thanks!

 

we will call this target A

 

At least I know I'm 50% out with you.

 

On that clue I am half eliminated.

 

Target 2 is definitely on to me.
Target one might have a bit of suspicion.
Target three? Well, during a conversation I had with Mr Dong while last round was winding down, I let him know one thing. Once you are my target, you will always be a target.

 

Target B has had quite a few beers from outside his state and is making this very difficult for me

 

Hint 1: I would have to cross a major body of water to drive to either target. (x & y)
Hint 2: Both of my targets states are large than mine. (x & y)
Hint 3: Both of my targets are close enough that I could drive there in less than day. Side note to the hint one of you is about half the distance (x) away from me compared to the other (y).
Hint 4: One of your has not sent me beer before this (y), but the other has (x).
Hint 5: Combined targets have reviewed/rated 10 more beers than me on here. (x & y)
Hint 6: Both my targets have posted hints on the same page. (x & y)
Hint 7: Both my targets joined BA after me. They both joined BA within a year of each other. (x joined before y)
Hint 8:
x+y=1995
x-y=1463
Hint 9: One target (x) has reviewed a few beers from my state’s most popular brewery; the other (y) has only reviewed one beer for that brewery.

Hint 10: One target (x) has received a box for my drinking buddy today (10/2/19), the other (y) has not

 

Out on A, B does not really narrow things down too much...

 

Hey @ECOBOOSTINST and @Orca_Whale there is a chance I’ll be in DM middle of next week, could like Wed PM work to meet for a beer? I’ll know for sure by EOB Friday...