Sours for Dummies Two Hints and Hauls

My target is opposite in stature compared to me.

 

My target Lives 30 miles from my parents

 

Hint #1:
I'm exactly 1,861 miles from my target.

 

Give this man a good box. That's gotta be harsh, not being able to get a...i mean... leave the state with a duck on his head

 

My target's state touches a large body of water.

 

My targets wants list contains zero beers I have and is quite difficult. Looks like I'll be swinging some trades and shipping towards the end of the window.

 

Hint# 1: Google maps says it would take me over 800 hours to walk to my target. The trek would take my through one of the Great Lakes.

Google also has a warning:

Use caution – This route may be missing sidewalks or pedestrian paths.

 

I have shipped to my target's state many of times, mainly because my trader is a vagabond.

 

can't sleep naked either in my state

 

Hint#1 - My target has a lot of the same wants I do and consist of beers I have almost no access to. Hopefully sours from Belgian breweries whom do not need to be named will suffice. I also hate my target's state.

For my sender: Note that I do not live in the states and the address is an intermediary. Also, my wants are my really big wants and I am not picky.

 

Well if you are a tiny little fucker you may be referring to me

My target lives in a state that I have never shipped to. Upon first glance at my targets wants, I should be able to hit a couple sour wants.

To my sender, as it pertains to "American Wild Ales," I tend to enjoy something sour rather than just something funky with little or no tartness. Although I am basically open to trying any good beer, that I can't get in NY/MA.

 

I've been to my target's state once and spent time in a town that Glenn Campbell sang about. Yes, I'm dating myself. I have no sours and no ready access to sours on his wants l but tons of other wants so he'll get highly regarded sours and a bunch of his wants.

To my sender, if you can't get sours on my wants, just get some good ones for me please.

 

My target's state is over 90,000 square miles.

 

My target is in the upper half of the states. It seems like most of his wants are gonna get destroyed but not many of them are sour. Will be making an into to sour beers mixed in with the wants.

Sadly my wants can be hard for my sender but check seek a brew and if its not available in my state I probably want it. But sour and barrel beers are my favorite styles. The more tart the better.

 

If this Bif turns out like my last trade you can expect a 40lbs box or larger.

 

Oral sex is outlawed in my targets state. It is also illegal to be aroused in public. Poor bastard

I'm not sure if I will be able to hit any of my targets sour wants, but I'll send some awesome out of distro sours and possibly hit some non-sour wants. Either way I'm planning to get my target in trouble with the law, since I'm sure he will be aroused by the porch fucking he will receive.

 

Dovetailing that comment, I will say that it is illegal to smoke marijuana while doing one or any combination of the violations above in my targets home state. Doing all 4 at once.......well........men hang been hung for less.