...then he puts up a FT a few hours later once a deal is tentatively struck. Dude knows what he's doing.
It will take a signed bottle of Cherry Rye from Breaking Bad's personal cellar, a 100+ word essay explaining the merits of why you deserve the beer and why Vermont well water is superior to Belgian well water, 2 x KBS, one DLD ticket, and a Mama Mia! Pizza beer. You'll probably have to go international though.