Stout BIF Round 2 - Hints

I was incorrect. This want does not get distro in my targets area even tho seekabrew says that brewery is distributed there. You will be getting at least 1 bottle since I scored more last week, but it will be in the second box.

Also in that second box will be an empty box that goes with one of the bottles that will be arriving this Friday. Sorry I noticed it sitting in my living room when I got home last night.

 

Hint... my target's city is probably best known for a major product that comes from there, which can be found in gas stations nationally.

 

I think I'm down to four potentials, if correct, 50% chance its coming out of CT.
Thought my hints would have given me away by now, but here is another one:

Hint #7: So far, I am able to hit at least 7 of my targets wants (between here and Untappd wants) and another BA version of a want. Also should be able to hit a non-stout want that was added in the last couple days.

 

I'm going to take a stab at this and predict these boxes hit my porch tomorrow.

 

I'm still standing by my initial statement that @sandman3479 is sending to me. He's cryptic but I think it's him.

 

My target seems to be ignoring my posts, but he's a funny guy so maybe he's making a joke out of this BIF. Or maybe he thinks that a box filled with, among other things, 8 (or thereabouts, I wasn't counting) bottles of Pipeworks stouts is laughable.

The smaller box - I received that from a previous BIF. It will have travelled almost 5000 miles to reach you. It needs an oil change.

 

My hints will ramp up next Monday when I'm ready to ship and all my pieces fall into place

 

Whoever my sender is... I have had no time to try to figure you out yet. Maybe when my last final exams are over I'll finally have the time to start crossing name off of 20-some odd pages of hints. Surprise twist: maybe I don't even have a sender.

 

Maybe you aren't even part of this BIF... Mind Blown.

 

I'd just settle for a Makers!

 

Hint #7: I briefly thought about sending my target some GU Energy products because I'm sponsored by them, but people are picky about their supplements.

 

Did a little shopping tonight to round out my target's non-stout extras...picked up a few "local" favorites of mine: a cedar-aged Brett brew made in TX, and a funky dark saison made in OK.

There's a party this Saturday at the only brewery located here in Garland celebrating the upcoming release of their bourbon-barrel imperial stout. Depending on when bottles hit the market, I'm hoping to include some of this in my box. Its a very Tempting beer and it only has one review on the site so far.

 

If you're not my sender, I may be interested in setting up a trade again. Ran out of all the great Texas brews you sent me and craving some more.

 

I keep thinking I have it narrowed down to a state but then I'm never really sure. Fuck it no matter what it's gonna be cool. Finished acquiring beer for my target. Forgot what are wants and what are I'm just sending to you, but all fantastic beers. All stouts and most barrel aged, some with coffee, and some with peppers and cinnamon

 

salted caramel please

 

I was really hoping to wake up this morning to an update as to where my targets box is but, alas, the tracking site for the box sucks. Still shows it left NJ yesterday but no update since then. Oh well, in the meantime, I'll update the 'Not Shipping To' list.

Update to the 'Not Shipping To' list:

I am not shipping to Alabama.
I am not shipping to Alaska.
I am not shipping to Arizona.
I am not shipping to Arkansas.
I am not shipping to California.
I am not shipping to Colorado.
I am not shipping to Connecticut.
I am not shipping to Delaware.
I am not shipping to Florida.
I am not shipping to Georgia.
I am not shipping to Hawaii.
I am not shipping to Idaho.
I am not shipping to Indiana.
I am not shipping to Iowa.
I am not shipping to Louisiana.
I am not shipping to Maine.
I am not shipping to Maryland.
I am not shipping to Minnesota.
I am not shipping to Montana.
I am not shipping to Nebraska.
I am not shipping to Nevada.
I am not shipping to New Hampshire.
I am not shipping to New Jersey.
I am not shipping to New Mexico.
I am not shipping to North Carolina.
I am not shipping to North Dakota.
I am not shipping to Ohio.
I am not shipping to Oklahoma.
I am not shipping to Oregon.
I am not shipping to Rhode Island.
I am not shipping to South Carolina.
I am not shipping to South Dakota.
I am not shipping to Tennessee.
I am not shipping to Utah.
I am not shipping to Vermont.
I am not shipping to Virginia.
I am not shipping to Washington.
I am not shipping to West Virginia.
I am not shipping to Wisconsin.
I am not shipping to Wyoming.
I am not shipping to any of the US Outlying Territories.

 

7:19 am
On FedEx vehicle for delivery

 

Hint #1 - Shipping West
Hint #2 - Shipping to a state with less letters in its name than my state
Hint #3 - Shipping to a state with at least 1 professional sports team
Hint #4 - I have posted in this thread more times than my target
Hint #5 - My target has more wants than me
Hint #6 - My target has updated their wants this month
Hint #7 - My targets username is shorter than mine
Hint #8 - I am not shipping to anyone who has posted before this post on this page (pg 10)
Hint #9 - At least 1 President has been born in my targets state.
Hint # 10 - I have never shipped to my targets state before.
Hint #11 - My target has more "Gots" than I do
Hint #12 - Per my "Beer Hint #1", you will be getting a bottle of Terrapin White Chocolate Moo-Hoo; and that brewery does not distribute to your state.
Hint #13 - Not shipping within my time zone
Hint #14 - My targets state is larger than mine in terms of land area
Hint # 15 - My target has "liked" at least one of my posts in this thread

 

GU gels are just fine by me.