Stout BIF Round 4 Hints & Hauls

Hint #1: I am not shipping to bozogogbreath
Hint #2: I am not shipping to Dicers
Hint #3: I am not shipping to jawas
Hint #4: I am not shipping to Mipper
Hint #5: I am not shipping to rspauldi
Hint #6: I am not shipping to UcDru
Hint #7: I am not shipping to PG2G
Hint #8: I am not shipping to StrongRepublican
Hint #9: I am not shipping to campa86
Hint #10: I am not shipping to jbdpsu82
Hint #11: I am not shipping to LehighAce06
Hint #12: I am not shipping to jschott75

 

Still standing!

 

I shipped to your state today and that box will also arrive on Friday.

 

it's gonna be like christmas morning in this joint come Thursday and Friday.

 

How did I miss this post? Hired some thugs to guard my house and Carey in whatever the truck brings...oh mercy me.

 

It is a heavy one. I would try not to be home when the FedEx guy makes the drop but I would try to be home to bring it in.... There are plenty of stouts a little bit of hops and some other cellar treats....

Should be a want or two in the box.....

 

Box 1 is going out tomorrow. it contains all stouts at 281 oz. Box 2 will get packed up tomorrow and go out on Thursday. They are headed to a large state.

 

Yes, I will claim responsibility for this introductory offering. The stout volleys are on trucks making their way to MD.

 

No surprise, the two Coloradoans are the first to like this post!

I think we both win if either of us is the intended target, don't you think @StrongRepublican ?

 

2 boxes all packed up and ready to ship out tomorrow afternoon. Grand total of 395 oz, 371 of which are stouts. A few of my local favorites, a good amount of barrel aged stuff including a 3 year vertical, variety's of the same beer and 4 wants one of which is on my wants list and have never had.

I thought for sure my target was on to me but now I'm thinking maybe not. Here's one final hint that should point you in the right direction:

Daisuke Inoue

 

I damn sure do! And on that note... text headed your way

 

I am not so much concerned about my porch as I am my heart. I nearly strained myself picking this massive box up off of my porch, and then opening the box - OMGoodness! CCB crowns and Perennial Artisan Ale crowns, and cork crown cages, and wax all staring up at me! Next time @vitaminvert does this to someone, he should but a brown paper bag on the top for the hyperventilating recipient to breath into! Great googlely mooglely! This box is insane! Pics to follow. To say, "Thanks!" seems hardly enough. Wow!

 

Yum, I can't wait! You know you shouldn't have, but I thank you in advance.

And, vengeance shall be mine ya know.

 

Apologies for the delay, still recovering from that red eye returning from Vegas. Here is my box from @bcm75



Destihl – Dosvidanya
Spiteful Brewing – G.F.Y. Stout
Solemn Oath - Kavorka
Lost Abbey – Serpent’s Stout
Clown Shoes – Undead Party Crasher
Spiteful Brewing – Chocolate Milk Stout



3 Floyds – Blot Out the Sun
3 Floyds - Backmasking
Pipeworks – The Walrus And The Carpenter Oyster Stout
Pipeworks – Abduction
Pipeworks – Grand Guignol: Act Two
Pipeworks – Game of Jones

A great box of never hads (save Abduction). Looking forward to diving in to these, thanks!

 

No...we already had this talk...this is a Beer it Forward not a beer it back...this cycle will never end if you bring vengeance

 

I try that same ploy every time I ninja someone. I deny everything and claim I was framed. I have even gone so far as to blame others and try to post "proof". Doesn't work my friend. I got the giving away beer thing down pat but I'm still trying to pull off the perfect caper and not ever get anything back in return. @PA-Michigander and I almost pulled it off initially several months ago but it led to the infamous PA/FIB ninja war of 2014. It escalated quickly

 

#VBS Thanks to a trade with someone I can't remember.



#hotellife

 

I'm glad you like! I think I get more enjoyment out of seeing my target post in these things than opening boxes myself.

The other box is all the 12's, 16's, and #ProperGlassware. Couple small ones I guarantee you aren't expecting from a CO boy ;-). Though, I threw one more local 750 in at the last minute.

 

Looks like the heavy artillery is on its way from my sender. Camp David has been briefed on the goods and my little one has been practicing for the last week on relaying the message to me @ work.

 

So I missed being able to get boxes #2 and 3 out today or yesterday, mea culpa. What I need to know now is if @luwak would prefer I send them out tomorrow, risking a likely weekend in the warehouse, or wait until Monday, pushing back the arrival date by a few days?