SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Congrats brotha. She's a keeper, especially after that video!

 

I'm going to assume that your birthday is not tomorrow, and that you give out this candy while dressed like that by driving around town in a panel van.

 

So me CW16 Party roles around, need less to we had a few pints. 16 off tap, Peruvian Morning (non-infected) Cherry Stout, Scotch Ale etc. Blue Grass music playing while we're at the brewery and a overall awesome time in Wisc. WE proceed to drive back to the hotel in like -30 degree weather.

Walk into the room and decide to pass out. AND IT BEGINS!!! Like a Diesel engine once TastyD started there was no stopping him. I nudged him on the shoulder, he stops, I lay back down, begin to close my eyes....BAM! Snoooore. Get up start kicking the bed, and he stops. I proceed to sit upright on the bed because I have a feeling he's gonna do it again. Low and behold, SNOOOOORE!!! I grab the pillow and throw it as hard as I can, and actually pop him right in the face to the point where I was like Ok shite' I didn't mean to hit him THAT hard. The pillow is literally covering his face, and all I can hear through the pillow......SNORE!!!

I decided that's enough and instead of going into the bathroom and sleep in the tub closing the door, there were joining rooms. I proceeded to going into our friends room and sleep on the floor, which I was awaken by him stepping on me not knowing I was there. When I rolled over, he goes was "Timmy snoring?....Oooooh yeah.

Timmy we can try this again, but I want to be the little spoon and you promise to whisper sweet nothings in my ear?!?

 

Do you have any idea how much beer that could be?

Ha kidding, congrats. Another life event! Life is good!

 

Big congrats brother, I'll toast you guys tonight!

What the hell, she hasn't learned yet, I'll toast with this:

 

Trick or treat is Thursday night around these parts! But yes, 007 and I hit up that panel van and loaded it with a TON of candy!
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For those new guys..........read the first 130ish pages and find all about the"Wonderful" 007.

 

Funny story...I said something similar in a BM to him....We might be related!

 

You sound like my wife....lucky for me I can sleep through anything.

 

As long as the panel van has blacked out windows, and a sign on the side that says "FREE CANDY."

Unfortunately, I was raised by a single parent (mother,) so I'm an extremely light sleeper for obvious reasons. Require ear plugs....I know ugh .

 

are you bringing @end_27 to 2.0? i would love you guys to get a room and video this shit.

edit: the snoring.

 

Too soon man.... too soon.

Probably.

Not trying to pry, but those reasons are by no means obvious to me.

 

Congrats to you and little people. When she said yes, and you put the ring on her finger did you start to evil laugh at her??? (Maniacal Laugh....Maniacal Laugh....Maniacal Laugh....Muhahahahahaha)

 

also, anyone have premeditated murder recently? i have a 13 from @sandman3479 (i think?) that ive been sitting on for a while and want some advice on what to do with it.

 

@end_27 had to be the man of the house and needed to be ready to assassinate any creepy ************* that dared step foot in that house. basically slept with one eye and one ear opened at all times.

edit: this is the reason why i sleep closest to the door. period.

 

We lived in some shady not so good areas in Chicago growing up...after I moved from TX.

 

Got it. I did not grow up this way, and despite being the man of the house now, I sleep FAR too heavily for this.

 

This guy has tagged me like 6 times tonight! Enjoy the brews!

 

i used to, i seriously did. i dont anymore. and i wake up a million times quicker if the boss hears strange noises.

 

Yeah I'm not as heavy a sleeper as I used to be with the kids in the house, it has to be a "something's not right" noise to wake me, but when it is I wake pretty easily now. Still takes nothing short of a shove off the bed or a bucket of ice water to wake me up in the AM though.

Yeah I did that on purpose throughout the haul posts

 

You would be correct sir! Actually my mama was all of 5'3 foot Polish woman, who worked 3 jobs (<== wish I was lying about that) to keep me on the straight and narrow (didn't work unfortunately).
Quick Story, I lost my keys at a gas station one time cause I was too busy buying Flaming Hot Cheetos (que @TastyDelicousness comment) well someone found them and decided to walk through our 2nd floor apt door and go to town with the good ol Alabama snatch and grab. Well, mama bear woke up, realized what was going on and proceeded to throw him down the stairs, then running down there clinching his throat Marine style. I wake up, and call 911 and tell the cops we have the perp who broke in. 3 squads show up and begin laughing because she refused to let go so they could cuff him