SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

I get cranky around this time of day if I haven't had my prunes and my nap.

 

Just go watch "your stories"...

 

Alright, package is schedule for delivery tomorrow so here's the final hint:

If A=1, B=2, etc...

Take the letters in your username, add them up and that number will be one of the numbers in my previous two hints.

Take the letters in your city, add them up and that number will be one of the numbers in my previous two hints.

 

While I love puzzles and riddles, I'm so happy I know I'm the last target. Makes life so much easier.

 

Just had this today. It was good! Reminded me of Bruery White Chocolate bit a bit boozier.

 

I think I'm still a target?

 

I am too lazy to try and figure out these hints. If it is me don't tell me. If its not, let me know!

Also, really looking for some Heady Topper and some HF IPAs. Let me know that too!!!!

 

#SendMeAKegBro?Kthx

 

Ha can't do keg but a few bottles is easily done

 

Bm'd

 

so im off work today drinking this shit beer bcbcs

 

I heard it sucks too. I'm going to use mine in place of toilet water to help save on the water bill.

 

Well, I thought my final hint was much easier than it was perceived, so here's one more hint...

 

Oh shit.
Yipee.
I was pretty happy a little while ago when my distributor called and said they had a case of BCBS for me (just the regular old crappy stuff, but I love it).
I'm not going to lunch til I see that UPS man!!
Looks Like I'll be supplying the Pr0n tonight!

 

Come on Brown--get here

 

Bam!!!
This time of year my UPS driver gets a helper that rides along.
It came in handy today as there was someone to carry his hernia
while he brought the box in.
Is this the original box? If so, I think it may have made it's last trip.
I'll assess it's structural integrity as I unpack it tonight, I'll also take pics
and probably giggle like a schoolgirl at some point.

 

I assume it's the original one, it's beat to shit. I had to give the UPS drop off girl a disclaimer that there were more in tact packages within when she looked at it and raised an eyebrow. Plus, you have to cross your name off the list, I forgot to.

 

Is the shipper still in good shape? I wouldn't be surprised if the box saw it's last trip though.

 

Luckily, I know someone in the packaging business!!

 

Totally sounds like a pick up line.