SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

May 3rd @ 3 am. So many LIFS...

 

7:40

 

5/5 at 5:05am

 

Just caught up on 6 pages:

Congrats on the upcoming second child!
Dog poop lottery is a great idea!
BB Carrot Cake was a huge let down because the non barreled version was phenomenal!!

 

May 9th at noon

 

8:11

 

With all the LIF love, I'm going to go ahead the throw this out there, but change it up a little on you mofos. I'm giving away a bottle of 2014 Dark Lord along with some other FFF goodies and general beer things, depending on what I bring back from DLD or what I have left in my cellar after DLD. I'll figure out the details of the box and let you all know soon. This is going to be the:

#ShowerBeer LIF

Rules:

Take a picture that includes beer and showering

I don't really care how you do it, you can do it Hitchcock style and just tease us with your silhouette or you can go avant garde and blur out your naughty bits (I'm sure we'll get this whole thread shut down) or you can just give us a head shot (not the dirty kind...maybe the dirty kind) or you can pour a beer on your roommate while he showers and take a picture of it, whatever, just do it already.

Fine print: DO NOT POST IT YET. If you post it already, you're disqualified and banned from life. I want them all to be posted at the same time in like a week or so and take up like a whole page of the thread to #showerbeers. So feel free to get your entry made, but I'll give you the signal like Mel Gibson in Braveheart and everyone will post simultaneously. Also, I'm literally probably going to definitely be posting every single pic submission to my Untappd feed, so make sure you're cool with that because you're going to instantly become Paris Hilton famous.

This contest is open to anyone who has posted in this thread up until today, April 25 2014. That includes me, I will also be competing in my own LIF, so good luck with that losers. This may or may not be because I just want to show off a #showerbeer. And yes @jfstilling, prior #showerbeer pics are permissible if you're feeling uncreative. I will be eventually choosing the winner based on general awesomeness.

 

7:45

 

Do have an actual certificate that proves you're insane, or is it just a generally accepted fact?

 

oh i have some really really bad ideas for this one...

 

If Jeff doesn't enter the LIF, it may or may not be canceled altogether.

 

I'll be in it--dropping the wife off at a baby shower on Sunday so I'll get a quick pic then.

 

I'm sure nobody would mind if your wife was in the picture too

 

Challenge accepted. Your gonna regret this one. Me and shower beers can be quite the site.

 

Regarding insanity: when I was college, one summer I rode in a snow sled behind a Jeep Cherokee doing donuts in a gravel parking lot whilst drinking a Natty Light in my free hand. I'm not sure if that was the moment in question that tipped me over the edge or if it happened long before to lead me to that moment, but to answer your question, corn flakes.

 

Good One! Going with 8:32pm

 

Easy there junior--she's old enough to be your mother.
She actually said that when you got to the bottle share...
"you realize that he could be our son?" was the exact phrase.

 

Well...it was nice chatting with all of you in this thread...RIP

 

He looks like a 7:45 pooper to me. Too serious to wait too long. Also, I hope you were talking about the "[left and right]" with the perspective of those photographed in mind, and not the perspective of the viewer...

Welcome.

 

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