The Beer You Will Never Touch Again.....

It's Belle's

 

A name like that.....ya think?

 

Their labels* all read "Natural Flavors". If those labels are inaccurate, BP is violating TTB labeling guidelines:

* at least they ones I've seen - don't buy them.

 

Would not be surprised if this thread gets removed due to "redundancy" or whatever but I'll bite.....

Brooklyn The Concoction (a conflicting mess of flavors that shouldn't be there)
Dogfish Head Sahtea (I guess it's just not for me; everyone else seems to love it)

Agreed. Wouldn't even drink it to make Buffett's music enjoyable

I noticed this beer can be a bit on the "raw" side flavor-wise when fresh. I remember buying a cave-aged bottle of it at the brewery several years ago and it was easily one of the best dubbels I have ever had. I'd suggest trying it with a bit age sometime, the flavors really mellow out (unless it scared you away for good haha)

 

Pumking

 

I'm convinced they just bought a bunch of Corona wholesale and stuck some peppers in it. I'm going to try to home brew some using their recipe.

 

Use Bohemia and you'll improve it 100% .

 

There are probably plenty I'll never touch in the first place, due to availability, personal taste, etc. But never again? Never's a really long time.

 

Old chub

 

Odd Side Scallywagger. An absolute rum bomb, boozy disaster.

 

I try to never say never.

I sometimes find myself in places where someone wants to share a beer with me and what they offer wouldn't hold up on this site. Their generosity generally wins the day, without regret.

But I will admit to avoiding "light beers".

And I'm no rush to retry Crime or Punishment.

 

Way too many to recall but Not Your Father's Root Beer is one of the most memorably non-palatable beers I ever drank.

 

So many....Watermelon Dorado? Not Your Father's Rootbeer? Mango Even Keel?

Nope.

Stella Artois.

That was a bad night; years ago. Haven't had one since...

I would rather drink water. Hell, I'd rather be sober as a judge than drink Stella Artois. I dry heave just thinking about that beer.

 

o'fallons cherry chocolate beer
Bells Venus
Pipeworks let me show you something
Pipeworks the delicatessen
Pipeworks cinnamon beer-d os

I love pipeworks but definitely haven't been able to finish a few of their beers.

 

Concurrence is in effect! Once is all it took for me!

Eric

 

Duclaw Colossus. Was a sucker for the ABV, but choked on the stuff.

 

Habanero sculpin- the beer was an absolute dumpster fire. I love spiced stouts, spiced IPA is a terrible idea.
Regular dorado- the only highly rated beer on here I disagree with. I actually thought the watermelon improved it a bit(even though it was artificial as hell).
DFH higher math- a mix of flavors that build your hopes up and just end up being a boozy mess. I will give this one another shot in a few years though.

 

Samuel Adams Boston Lager. After having this beer hard for me to believe such an empire created with beer like this. Barely a notch above BMC.

 

Schlitz

 

Hamms (I generally like the neo-retro brews like Schlitz, Blatz, PBR etc as something cheap for days at the cabin)

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