The Beer You Will Never Touch Again.....

Any Gose beer! Probably because I had just finish mowing my lawn and reach for a canned beer by buddy had left in my frig which happened to be Anderson Valley's gose. Not really realizing what it was I split it right back out. That was my first and last. I will include that fact that I love sour ales.

 

All that are extremely sour.

 

Shock Top's Lemon Shandy....I was drinking this at a pool and was actually envious of the guy drinking a Coors light.

 

Wild Blue. An AB product disguised as a craft beer, it's an 8% blueberry lager that is so sweet your teeth hurt and is nothing but a date **** beer

 

DuClaw Sweet Baby Jesus (cheap peanut butter and chocolate)

Habanero Sculpin (oppressive and spicy)

Southern Tier Pumpking (tasted lke cooked white rice)

The Bruery Tonnellerie Rue (don't know if I got a bad bottle but it blew up on me even after over 24 hours in the fridge and it tasted like bad Brett off flavors and bandaid. I'd have another try but would NEVER buy a bottle again.)

Leinenkugel's Big Eddy Cherry Doppschwarz (medicinal and artificial cherry cough drops, super thin mouthfeel)

 

Stone Punishment. It was.

 

Ouch, that hurts. I've had a soft spot for Boston Lager ever since getting into beer. It really hits the spot for me on a hot summer day with some BBQ.

But as for me, I'd say Brooklyn Black Ops (the price alone pissed me off), DFH 120 Minute, Southern Tier Pumking and Creme Brulee, Weyerbacher Blithering Idiot and Neshaminy Creek Leon RIS. If I had to pick just one of these, I'd go with Blithering Idiot--that beer offends my ancestors.

 

Anything Mikkeller

 

Milwaukee's Best Ice.

The first time I had it was also the last time. Don't know what really promoted me that night, but I had a headache so splitting the following day that I stopped drinking entirely for 4 months after that. And I was in college!

Never again.

 

Heavy Seas Tropicannon. Tastes like a mixture of fruit juice, sugar, sugar, more sugar, lemon-based cleaner, sugar, incredibly fake fruit, plastic, and air fresheners. It's far and away the worst beer I've ever had

 

I'll take a Boston Lager over a number of vaunted and rare beers so many around here drool over. It is a trustworthy product that I find quite tasty. I usually buy it at golf courses with a limited selection, and it most often "hits the spot".

 

Busch Light and Olde English

I had a really bad night drinking 8 ball in high school. I still shudder if I see any on the shelf.

 

Abita Jockamo and King Cobra (if they still make it).

 

I'm sad now. ,,,,, ; ) I really liked that one. Wished I had gotten more than one. (Went back, & it was gone.)

 

I'm pretty sure you mean Well's Banana Bread Beer. It would be on my list too. So would Creme Brulee and Pineapple Sculpin. But I've got a couple of dozen drain pour beers on my list, too many to include.

 

Fresh? A different beer, and much better, aged. Probably shouldn't even try to drink it in the year it's from. I have, & even in late December it's still a bit too hot for me to thoroughly enjoy.

 

Founders Blushing Monk. Nasty ass razz-cherry juice. No way that stuff should be called beer

 

I see this from the review before yours (not to pick on anyone, but I found it to be one of those humorously correct errors. ; ) ) "I rank this beer in the low middle range of my pallet."
My thought, upon reading it : " Good place for it : hidden, & crushed under the weight of everything else on the pallet." (Sorry, can't help what pops into my head. )

 

Agreed. I've liked the old ones from the grocery store even more than the fresh ones from the bottle shop. (Only drawback : the old dusty ones are big bottles. )