The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

@valrxman Keep your eyes open for a delivery this Thursday, cheers!

 

Nebulizer. He has been wheezing and hacking for weeks. Today he gets dizzy when he coughs and it hurts the top of his head so I was like that's it. Breathing treatment, inhaler, steroids and antibiotics.

Maybe this will get him to quit smoking

 

Sorry for the Blue Balls gentlemen (Erika, tell Greg I'm sorry) but I gotta keep the "MC" (I think she was referred to as that) happy in order to keep my time consuming, expensive habit (which she only knows a SMALL percentage of).

So for those of you that don't know, my 12 days box has been 'Okay' I guess....... I begged and pleaded for NO boxes to land on my mommy's porch but no one listened! They even sent flowers to my beloved Mommy (which she loved, and couldn't believe someone from the Internet would do such a thing)!


I literally couldn't believe what I saw when I got to my mom's! Is it bad when you consider your BA friends your best friends? The thoughtful, caring, and generous group we have here is unheard of!
And this is what was waiting for me. .

The second I got home, I told the wife "suck it up, I've got a car to unpack and boxes to open!" Low and behold, what do I find?? My Uncle @Clarkson sent me a lil sumthin.

Sorry That I'm not sorry, but I'm definetly not listing any beers in this post! Just zoom the fuk in! Damn that live oak was good! Thx a lot for this Tio! 'MC' really enjoyed this and wants me to get more! I told her I'll have to call my Uncle and send him some $ through PayPal.

Next I have the only out of state LOCAL I've had the pleasure to meet (and he didn't disappoint [quite cute])

We were gonna set something up after we met for some Upland, but instead. . this is the 2nd one he's sent me (you'll pay for this). Also, @Dicers really made me want to try this Axis Mundi! @UcDru also threw a Supplication in . I have a '13 in the fridge but once again, I've been waiting to share it (along with the 3 other RR sours). I'll be drinking this one in about 15 mins! Thx so much for this great box buddy!

So if ya'll can count correctly, that's 2 boxes. Still have 2 (really 3) more to go.

I'm pretty sure Nick didn't know that coaster and sticker were at the bottom it the 6 shipper.. I included the wrapped pic so you all could see the enthusiasm of these awesome guys! Now the unveiling..

I mean, who in the fuk does this? ? You are something else Nick! I feel really bad accepting the 2 bottles on the right because I have them both on hand (due to some generous LOCALS!) I'll figure something out. Nick, I really hope you checked that oak theory in. If not, you'll be getting one back! (not the same one, I'll be drinking that tomorrow night) Can't thank you enough Nick! And I hope your ready for the # handshake in 3 months!
GO PACK GO!!!

So the 4th box was from the extremely generous organizer of the 12 Days of Summer! I don't know why he was so eager to "fuck my mommy's porch up" but he did!

I know I wasn't supposed to show the wrapped pics, but these LOCALS need to see how fukin great you guys are!

Fukin WOW! The "MC" already claimed the "its so cute" mug (which I wasn't happy about [she has butter fingers] so I might need one more from one of you PA guys) Who doesn't love some SSU?!? My first Rare Barrel! God I can't wait to try this! Filmishmish... yes please!! Dave has sent me Raspberry Stout from Hardywood twice and I loved it. Didn't even know the Barrel Aged it! I think I was most excited to see this. Thanks a million @Dave_Treat

And last but.. (please no one send me anymore boxes!!)

Well it looks like Mr. Greg decided to throw in one of his favorites. If I knew how to post a video. . I'd post one of me shotgunning that PBR. Erika, "MC" is dying to try that Experimentalis (as am i)! I think I'm only missing the PBJ Framinghammer (the rest came from, coincidentally @Littlelotte88 ) And that Convivial was sooo damn good! I have already reported Sorry Ass FedEx to PETA for murders of 64 baby duckies! FUCK FedEx!!! Erika, it is not your fault (maybe Gregs) #idonthateyou and thx for thinking of me in the first place!

Sorry (even though I'm not sorry) for this long ass post. I could have split it up and got a shit load of likes from you fukers but I left it in one post.

Cheers and if I mispelled..
#ohthefukwell!!!

 

Did I do something? How are you sober enough to type?

 

Cheers! Well deserved!

 

hope I got the right bottles in the right boxes (earmuffs?)

 

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

 

Thanks to the newest member @lefty17 for this one. My suitcase seems awfully close to if not over 50lbs so I decided to crack this tonight with Pogs:

 

@whyteboy003 i saw the picture and thought 'that silly bastard put someone else's swag in my picture'. Turns out I am the silly bastard!

I have ticked that Casey so no worries bud! Tell mom and MC thanks!

 

#VBS
Little night cap after a long weekend of drinking.

This is as good as i expected. Love that Apple Brandy.

 

I figured as much. I'll send it back in your next box! And if you don't accept that box, then I'll just pay for your Bears ticket!

 

I don't need the sticker or coaster. Send them to your Uncle Josh.

Don't send me a box!

 

My Uncle Josh already has them (they're from Texas), hell, he might have even sent them to you. Don't worry, I won't send a box to you. It'll go to my sub contractor..

 

#VBS Why did I just open this if I have to be up in 5 hours? ! ? Nevertheless, it's delicious! I like it better than Consecration! Thank you for including this @UcDru

#sodamngoodilovethechicagobears

 

Nice share we hosted in honor of @PassMeAZima visiting, great beers and great people!

 

Other than the horrible beers and bad company I had a good time......Thanks

 

Amazing boxes and amazing post -- I'm catching up on the thread (and reading fast), I had to go through this one a second time to fully appreciate it!

 

I put 3,311 miles on the rental car this weekend. The winner of the cross-thread LIF actually turns out to be a SWTFYWer, but I'm a pretty cool guy and I am going to send the same box (Side Project Punchdown, Perennial Sump and Abraxas, 4 Hands Volume 1, Madagascar and Bona Fide, and 6 other of WTFIW) to the Local with the closest guess. That Local is @vitaminvert with a guess of 3,300. Congrats, my friend. BM me your info and I will get the box out to you within the next 2 weeks. Thanks to all who participated. Cheers my friends.

 

how dare you!

 

Looks like a pretty good day for you and a well deserved token of gratitude for you mom. Nice of you to take care of her after all the stress on her back from hauling in boxes for conflicts that you start. Cheers bud enjoy the loot and remember the stipulation on the NBA Bif box!