The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

@JasonR1975

Cause he is the closest thing I have to an RTP...

Oh, and my Turkey 6er target is not a nominee... *hint*

 

Errrr no.......

I hear Florida is out of beer and probably glasses too. Plenty of hanging chads though..

Lurks back out.......

 

Please stop talking about you and Chad's personal details. We get it he's hung...

Vote now or suffer the consequence it is your duty since you hold the chalice.

 

I have #datglass and have shamefully not broken it in yet. I have one #properbeer for the glass, so I've been waiting to break it in until that beer gets drunk!

 

A vote to abstain is still a vote!

Lurks back out..........

And I don't need any more beer...........I need to keep giving more of mine away. That gives me an idea.......activate Diet Evil mode.

Lurks back out again.....

 

My vote is for any and all OG Locals to get #datglass. If you're taking but one vote I too will go with @Mikexw, sorry other OGs he's The Enforcer.

#VBS afternoon laze with the most local beer I've got in my fridge:


#VBSing with #datglass counts votes twice right Drew?

 

Drew if Mipper won't do as told I'll try to confiscate his #datglass and forward it to someone willing to wield its powers!

 

@UcDru can I vote for a write in candidate.... @Mipper Even though he probably needs a nap more than anything, #datglass might also make him less crotchety. But if he already has one, he should probably take a drink from it and calm down.

(also, my real vote goes to @Mikexw just because I don't want him to beat me up) No offense to any of the other fine Locals on that list.

 

@Mipper already has #datglass.

I've seen it.

More proof of his Localness

 

Traitor..........Why I oughta...........

Won't work.....

Lies I tell you.......LIES!!!!! (and the "mirage" you think you saw was unused........)

Lurks back out....

 

@UcDru - can the runner up at least get this?

Tough vote here as all deserve #datglass and there are some great people on #datlist.

With that said, I also have to cast my vote for the enforcer. This group could have stopped before it started had he not beat the shit out of that guy in Total Wine with the biker gang he leads.

 

I hear that @Mipper even has a custom glass holder on his Rascal for it.

 

I vote for @xICooRsYIx - because why the f&*@k not. Good luck everyone!

 

I have to nominate Nate...if not for the fact that he blew up my porch recently...then for the fact that according to his untapped account...he clearly has glass-shame. Maybe he will feel confident enough to show the beer in it's final resting state if he actually had #datglass to display it...in all it's beauty!

 

All this talk of Chads - hanging, dimpled etc. - reminds me of 2000 when everyone kept asking me why I was holding up the election. That was hell and I worked at a tv station in Florida to boot.

 

I'm pretty sure only myself and @robgage have someone that can use the runner-up prize.

 

Hm...this is tough considering pretty much everyone on that list is on my "send beer to this person" list.

Well, as our local FIB's will tell you, vote early vote often!

My nomination is for @Syracuse12 because of how hard he is working to be sure his target is pleased with the 6-days box this round. Dude's a baller.

 

I sure as shit won't fit in it.

 

Ummm......

 

Yes...we have a love child.