The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

You of all people should know that's not an acceptable solution. Much better to get even.

 

$4,321.98. I'm hoping that the bank is the Jack Daniel's barrel and not the thing sitting on top of it.

Having now caught up, it seems @NickyPogs had the same thought I did, only I have a little more faith in how full that thing was when it got cracked open!

 

Enough excuses.... Days 3 and 4 of my Pre-Turkey sixer... thanks again @MCMASTERSANCHEZ








ps - yup, quadruple post. deal with it.

 

Sniffin old man ass, are ya?

 

Don't think I can do much Parabajava wise. Between the holidays and BCBS, lots of the friends are ISO and lots can't make the drive.

 

What choo talkin bout Willis??

Lurks back out........

 

Just put coffee beans in parabola.. Done

 

Final turkey hint now that my box is with Fedex. The Texans are not the only thing from Houston that will be inflicting damage in the Cincinnati area this week!

 

Hint 1: Shipping to a state I have not shipped to before.
Hint 2: I am shipping west.
Hint 3: Since everyone is doing it- my target does not have numbers in their username.
Hint 4: I am shipping south.
Hint 5: My target has less than 100 wants at this point (which is making my job harder)
Hint 6: My target has more unique check-ins than I do on untappd and BA.
Hint 7: My target's username has less characters than I do on BA.
NEW Hint 8: My target and his wife tick alot of beer. Combined they have over 6.5x my unique check ins on untappd. so I hope this isnt breaking the rules too bad, but you have a combined turkey 6. 3 days are shared bottles and 3 days you each have your own- which I assume you will share anyway.

box is being dropped off today.

 

What in the actual fuck @lefty17?! You're supposed to be sending me some FFF stuff and swag for my buddy and now I get notification for a 44 lb. box, sounds shady to me....

 

Maybe the swag is a small anvil.... I wouldn't put it past FFF to have such a thing.

 

Box being dropped off at Fedex today.....but not a Turkey Sixer box

 

Not sure if my target is on to me or not yet. A couple more hints, including some content hints

1. If you have fedex notifications, you should know who you are.
2. My target never liked my Rare Barrel post, so no Rare Barrel inside :/
3. All six beers are wants, 5 are brewery (or membership) only and from California
4. My bottles are wrapped in a trollfull reminder who (even though your team is having an awesome season) the real champs are

 

It's all an illusion....

 

Reported, trolling.

 

Sixterhood dropped off! A short trip west!

 

Going to hope this weather doesn't delay the UPS man. Turkey sixer is packed and headed to a state whose abbreviation inspired more than one adolescent snicker.

Now if I can just get through the 3 foot snow drifts in my driveway to get to the UPS dropoff.

 

Finally. Ive been itching for you to open the third bottle. I sent the three Dragons Milk Reserves because I didnt want to hunt down the forth as someone brought up im hunting too many sets. Well I am a set collector, maybe not to the extent that you are but no no no there will not only be one. I sent the three because I hope it bugs you half as much as it would have bugged me to only have had three of the four

 

Had a good friend pass away late last week. Not looking for sympathy, just looking to try to help the two little girls that he left behind. So I am running a LIF. The Douglas Skeate Family Relief Fund LIF. It will include what I consider to be a very good box. The only requirement is to make a contribution to the GoFundMe page that was created for his family:

https://www.gofundme.com/6g9uwj7w

Just tag me or send me a BM that you contributed and I will enter your name into the drawing. Open to anybody who reads this post.

 

Did you have to fucking tell me that there's a 4th?

Oh, I see you did. You're an asshole.