The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

Your mind has never met a gutter it didn't enter Keith!

 

Nope, sorry buddy. 21 beers, a t-shirt, and some stickers.

 

Is this how the Hatfields and McCoys originated? Senseless feuding followed by wanton destruction (of porches). Will little mbmiche III be wielding a small (scratch that--medium) Home Depot Box, 3 rolls of bubble wrap and a roll of extra stick packing tape only to pause briefly on his way home and ask, "Why do I hate little PA-Michigander III's porch so much? ...Fuk it!"

Maybe, as the mature craft-beer-drinking adults we are, one day we will be able to lay down our styro shippers, look each other eye-to-eye, and say, "Friend, we fought valiantly, but the time has come to bury this animosity. I am grateful for the efforts you took to best me an the zeal with which you pursued this passion. Let us now shake hands and resolve...





...to join forces and fuk someone else's porch up!"

But not until after I send a little "thank you" box...

 

Um... So... I still owe you for a certain incident involving a tutu. Pretty sure that doesn't count.

Target: given the snow day and a recent piece of information that probably should've been obvious, I am completely repacking your box. Same beers. I think you'll approve. Dropping off Friday. Sending UPS guaranteed 2-Day, so we should be fine. We all agreed that 38.4oz counts as one bottle right?

 

In my book a keg counts as one beer if you can find a way to ship it.

 

After googling turned up nothing, I'm intrigued to find out what beer comes in an imperial quart.

 

Just looked at the pic again, I see all those FFF bottles lined up now. Good job Adam

 

This "Nick" thread sounds.....interesting.

Lurks back out........

 

Yeah I'm all in for the Nick thread

 

#vbs

This guy happened to show up at our regular Wednesday share...

 

Still one that has eluded me... I even go to florida every year and always miss it. had the peach white oak at a philly beer week event... too much peach. I want to original!!

that was a good way to slip in some extras without getting in trouble.

want! that sounds amazing.

 

Well I land in MI on tuesday, the same day as my Turkey Jerkey Box will be delivered in MI. I could have delivered it myself but the town you live in is two hours away from my hotel.

My Turkey jerky hints:
1. You never submitted a wish list and your wants are still a year out dated.
2. My trip next week can't help me with buying beers for your box since its in your distro.
3. For a state thats not on the east or west coast, your state has a shit load of light houses.

Your box will ship on Friday.

 

Do you ever come back to central NJ since moving south? Asking for a friend who was in Tampa last night.

 

Ha I will be up there this weekend. Even if the locals thanksgiving share fell apart.

 

Turkey sixer out for delivery in Western PA. Still not sure if my target knows who he is. I like surprises.

 

BM and I'll see if I can meet you

 

I had that, but a quick Google led me to Urban Dictionary which stated otherwise.

 

Kicking a man while he's down huh!? Making a note of it

 

Combo Box was dropped off yesterday. Part Turkey, Part Tuppa, Part Challenge.. should get him though the holiday weekend

 

Turkey Sixer:
Hint #1: Shipping West.
Hint #2: I have shipped beer to your state before.
Hint #3: Not shipping to a doubly landlocked state.
Hint #4: My target has at least one number in their BA name.
Hint #5: My target has less "wants" than I do on their BA profile.
Hint #6: My target has more officially logged trades on BA than I do.
Hint #7: Shipping East of I-25.
Hint #8: Shipping North of I-64.
Hint #9: Shipping to a state that is home to 2 B1G schools.

Box is headed out today, just a two day trip so it should be there real soon.