Thickest beer?

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  1. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Grand Pooh-Bah (3,348) Jan 20, 2012 Colorado
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    Ten fidy is thick, avery mephistopheles and the beast are like motor oil too. Barrel aged stouts always seem thinner to me even if they are like 15% abv.
     
  2. beersnobraven

    beersnobraven Initiate (0) Jul 12, 2014 Illinois

    Definitely Mikkeller George for me.
     
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  3. JAntony345

    JAntony345 Initiate (0) May 1, 2010 New York

    Stone Imperial Russian
     
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  4. StoutSnob40

    StoutSnob40 Grand Pooh-Bah (4,611) Jan 4, 2013 California
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    SR-71 was insane.. Like black mud.. Coated the glass. So good.
     
  5. HorseheadsHophead

    HorseheadsHophead Grand Pooh-Bah (3,732) Sep 15, 2014 Colorado
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    The thickest I've had is Founders Imperial Stout. It's like chocolate syrup.
     
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  6. KevSal

    KevSal Pooh-Bah (2,940) Oct 17, 2010 California
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    I remember the first time I poured a glass of hunahpu I was blown away by hour dark the pour was. Zhukov is the same!
     
  7. craft_is_king

    craft_is_king Pundit (773) Jul 24, 2014 California

    Dark beer, Alaskan smoked porter comes to mind,

    non stout- Mikkeller 1000 Ibus
     
  8. BeardofBeers

    BeardofBeers Initiate (0) Apr 2, 2015 New York

    Even More Jesus, Frost Monster and Undead Party Crasher. In that order.
     
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  9. Chcshammonde

    Chcshammonde Initiate (0) Sep 20, 2014 California

    Peche Mortel is friggin thick IMO...and delicious!
     
  10. yoitsarch

    yoitsarch Pundit (827) Nov 13, 2012 California

    All TG stouts
     
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  11. Hopgoddess312

    Hopgoddess312 Pundit (868) Jan 17, 2014 Colorado
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    KBBS. Thick and oily.
     
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  12. Shroud0fdoom

    Shroud0fdoom Initiate (0) Oct 31, 2013 Maryland

    Came here to say Double Barrel Jesus. It's a Stout lover's Wet Dream.
     
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  13. DarkerTheBetter

    DarkerTheBetter Pooh-Bah (2,295) Sep 30, 2005 Minnesota
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    Whatever year Dark Lord came with 2 inches of sediment in it ('07???).
     
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  14. Urk1127

    Urk1127 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,790) Jul 2, 2014 New Jersey
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    Both from Neshaminy Creek its a tie

    Leon RIS

    Mudbank milk stout

    So thick and sticky i could hardly drink them.
     
  15. beerded_drunk

    beerded_drunk Zealot (659) Aug 30, 2013 Pennsylvania

    Klokke Roeland, or Tripel van de Garre there are def stouts that come to mind but these are at the top of my syrupy/chewy list.
     
  16. nc41

    nc41 Initiate (0) Sep 25, 2008 North Carolina
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    I don't drink a lot of stouts, but Bcbs sticks to the glass pretty well.
     
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  17. MuFugga

    MuFugga Initiate (0) Apr 3, 2015 Wisconsin

    Prairie Bomb! has got to be the thickest I've ever had and is thicker than most in this thread. I've never had any of the TG imperial stouts though.
     
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  18. Blueribbon666

    Blueribbon666 Pooh-Bah (1,669) Jul 4, 2008 Ohio
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    Ten Fidy
    Bell's Expedition Stout
     
  19. ClavisAurea

    ClavisAurea Initiate (0) Jul 4, 2008 New York

    Evil Twin Soft DK, Bomb! or TenFidy. I had the DK and Bomb cold and they were like tar but the TenFidy was 60ish degrees and still thick. I can't imagine what it would be like in the 40s. Downright chunky maybe.
     
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