Thickest beer?

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  1. PsilohsaiBiN

    PsilohsaiBiN Maven (1,473) Aug 10, 2010 New York

    I heard some people say Parabola, Bomb! and KBS...not even close. Try some Zhukov/Huna and BCBS. Don't forget a fork and knife. The big Bruery stouts are mentionable.
     
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  2. SoleBriety

    SoleBriety Maven (1,445) Oct 10, 2013 California
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    Ten Fidy and Uncle Jacob's
     
  3. Caveworm

    Caveworm Maven (1,275) Feb 26, 2014 Ohio

    As of now, Old Rasputin. But alas, winter is upon us & it will definitely be "stout season" for me. Can't wait to try more!
     
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  4. 2ellas

    2ellas Maven (1,302) Feb 20, 2014 New Hampshire
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    Chocolate Rain for me. It was like drinking chocolate pudding.
     
  5. diechipmunk

    diechipmunk Initiate (0) Nov 3, 2008 Massachusetts

    Probably Ten Fidy, although I remember Choklat to be like drinking brownie batter.
     
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  6. Domingo

    Domingo Grand Pooh-Bah (4,252) Apr 23, 2005 Colorado
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    Ten Fidy on Nitro...at least for the first 3-4 minutes before it went almost totally flat.
     
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  7. raynmoon

    raynmoon Initiate (0) Aug 13, 2011 Colorado

    You guys are all wrong. It is Omnipollo's Agamemnon Bourbon Barrel stout. People say "it drank like motor oil" well, this beer drank like pudding or jello. It was literally gooey and gummy.
     
  8. mungbeans

    mungbeans Initiate (0) May 27, 2007 Massachusetts

    Ten Fidy is the thickest out of the nationally distributed and not hard to find beers.
     
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  9. rather

    rather Initiate (0) May 31, 2013 California

    Molotov cocktail is hot and syrupy
     
  10. fearfactory

    fearfactory Initiate (0) Aug 12, 2012 Massachusetts

    Older Viscosity.
     
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  11. beerluvr

    beerluvr Pooh-Bah (1,900) Jan 2, 2001 Canada (ON)
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  12. sajaffe1

    sajaffe1 Initiate (0) Feb 16, 2013 Utah

    Sinebrychoff Baltic Porter

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  13. timc100

    timc100 Initiate (0) Aug 13, 2012 Illinois

    For viscosity and oiliness Assassin and any CCB Zhukov and Huna iterations - Assassin may have been the wildest though. For syrupy no doubt Black Tuesday, Uncle Jacobs in that convo as well
     
  14. Brutaltruth

    Brutaltruth Grand Pooh-Bah (3,539) Mar 22, 2014 Ohio
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    Curmudgeons Better Half....thick, chewy, and wow.
     
  15. asams10

    asams10 Initiate (0) Mar 19, 2014 North Carolina

    Surprised no one has mentioned Sump. To me, it's the thickest beer I've had.
     
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  16. RBassSFHOPit2ME

    RBassSFHOPit2ME Initiate (0) Mar 1, 2009 California

    Tap version of BCBS?
     
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  17. Tonyjenlasc

    Tonyjenlasc Initiate (0) Jul 6, 2015 New Jersey

    Ten FIDY gets my vote as well! Chewy and delicious!
     
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  18. nc41

    nc41 Initiate (0) Sep 25, 2008 North Carolina
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    Great on tap, last time I got In Trouble with beers this was the culprit.
     
  19. afish

    afish Initiate (0) May 5, 2015 Massachusetts

    Maybe some of The Bruery's stuff
     
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  20. ubenumber2

    ubenumber2 Maven (1,457) Sep 1, 2012 Arkansas

    Evil Twin stouts usually top the list for heaviest to me
     
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