Thickest beer?

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  1. beernewbie285

    beernewbie285 Initiate (0) Sep 1, 2015 Kansas

    boulevard Quaddrupel or Asylum Tripel, the tripel tastes like a bourban
     
  2. wordemupg

    wordemupg Grand Pooh-Bah (3,187) Feb 11, 2009 Canada (AB)
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    Sink the Bismark was syrup, you could stand a spoon up in that stuff
     
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  3. TJSoundguy

    TJSoundguy Zealot (545) Jul 13, 2013 New York

    Péché Mortel & Assassin. Thick & delicious, both....
     
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  4. Brolo75

    Brolo75 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,134) Aug 10, 2013 California
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    Two beers: Hangar 24 Pugachev's Cobra and Black Market Brewing's Black Hole Sun, both are very thick, oily.
     
  5. Jugs_McGhee

    Jugs_McGhee Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,140) Aug 15, 2010 Texas
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    Mikkeller Black
    Samichlaus
    Sam Adams Triple Bock
     
  6. richobrien

    richobrien Initiate (0) Dec 29, 2013 California

    Barrel Aged: Bourbon Vanilla Dark Lord
    Non-Barrel Aged: Good Morning
     
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  7. Joshkoskinen

    Joshkoskinen Initiate (0) Sep 19, 2014 Illinois

  8. costanzo_mike

    costanzo_mike Pooh-Bah (2,848) Jul 17, 2014 Massachusetts
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    Ten Fidy is the beer that instantly comes to mind for me
     
  9. lambpasty

    lambpasty Initiate (0) May 3, 2013 New Hampshire

    It's been a little while but I remember having to scoop Choklat out of the bottle so I could spread it on crackers.
     
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  10. PGD120

    PGD120 Initiate (0) Jan 20, 2015 New Jersey

  11. dadavat

    dadavat Initiate (0) Mar 17, 2015 Pennsylvania

    Anchorage deal with the devil by far for me
     
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  12. bmf5581

    bmf5581 Initiate (0) Mar 14, 2011 North Carolina

    BA Agamemnon
     
  13. Ngntjp

    Ngntjp Initiate (0) Jul 29, 2014 Virginia

    BA Abraxas last week at snallygaster was like chocolate syrup. I was 5 pours from the bottom of the keg so that may have had something to do with it. It was unreal how good it was while also being the single ugliest beer I have ever seen in my life. Looked like staring into a toilet at a festival, minus the blue water and t.p. :wink:
     
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  14. BrewMan13

    BrewMan13 Initiate (0) Apr 22, 2004 New York

    It's been mentioned numerous times already, but my vote is for Bell's Expedition stout. Also one of my all time favorite stouts.
     
  15. Czarkazm

    Czarkazm Initiate (0) Mar 4, 2015 New York

    +1 for Double Barrel Jesus, but then again, most of Evil Twin's Impy stouts leave my muscles of mastication pretty sore, they're so chewy
     
  16. utopiajane

    utopiajane Grand Pooh-Bah (3,982) Jun 11, 2013 New York
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    Prairie Bomb
     
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  17. tillmac62

    tillmac62 Pooh-Bah (2,859) Oct 2, 2013 South Carolina
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    ditto on Prairie Bomb
     
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  18. stompilator

    stompilator Initiate (0) Dec 23, 2014 Texas

    +1 On the Vanilla Dark Lord... it drank like a cup of vanilla liqueur (and had quite the similar taste profile).
     
  19. jlsims04

    jlsims04 Initiate (0) Jul 14, 2013 Illinois

    Any of the BCBS. Also SUMP, delicious coffee flavored motor oil.
     
  20. jlsims04

    jlsims04 Initiate (0) Jul 14, 2013 Illinois

    Both Parabola and Bomb are very thin IMO. Parabola more so than Bomb.
     
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