Thickest Beers

Thought Firestone Walker Wookie Jack was pretty thick

 

Black Fist

 

I found hair of the dog Fred to be quite thick to be honest.

 

Lips of Faith's Imperial Coffee Chocolate Stout

 

Prarie Bomb!
World Wide Stout
Imperial Biscotti
BCBS + variants
Parabola
Big Black Voodoo Daddy + variants (especially the Pappy variant)

 

Interesting - I like Wookey Jack because it's dark and not thick.

 

Marshal Zhukov
Even More Jesus
Speedway Stout
Ten Fidy
Imperial Biscotti Break
Lost Abbey Serpent Stout
Rouge Double Chocolate Stout
Darkness 2012
Black Albert

 

Founders Imperial Stout and Oak-Aged Yeti are among the thickest beers I've had. Sam Adams Dopplebock was really thick too, so I can only imagine what the Triple Bock feels like. OA Yeti was thicker than standard Yeti, in my opinion. Oh, and also Devil Dancer and Hi-Res. Now that I think of it, year old Devil Dancer might be the thickest beer I've ever had... (and oh so good).

 

Of course. Speaking of which, seeing as you're from Florida, have you had CCB Marshal Zhukov? Now that is a super viscous, oily beer with a lot of legs. Same for the Hunahpu's treatment.

 

Bad baptist , yeti

 

I've only had two batches of the Baptist and I don't remember what they were... it seems they only actually use basically one of two coffees for the beer, and I loved one and didn't care for the other, so I'll have to revisit this one.

 

For a non-stout, I remember DFH 120 being pretty thick

 

Agree. Love flavor of KBS but not thick.

I think Tenn-Fidy is one of the thicker stouts I have had.

 

I love that motor oil. Keeps me going.

 

i was caught off gaurd with how thick beezlebub pours out. put ted fidy to the test

 

Was just about to post this.

 

Motor oil

 

Marshall Zhukov is thicker than Assassin or Ten Fidy.

 

Portsmouth Winter Porter, thicker than glue in a bottle. Had to cut it with a pale ale to a 1/3 to 2/3 ratio