Things that Beer Geeks say

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  1. BradStokley

    BradStokley Initiate (0) Jan 19, 2013 Maryland

    You found that for "only" $24 a bottle? WHERE?!?!
     
    #81 BradStokley, Oct 8, 2013
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  2. DelMontiac

    DelMontiac Initiate (0) Oct 22, 2010 Oklahoma

    Beer geek 1: "Dude, I heard that 3 Floyds -"
    Beer geek 2: "ISO!"
     
    #82 DelMontiac, Oct 9, 2013
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  3. offthelevel_bytheplumb

    offthelevel_bytheplumb Maven (1,277) Aug 19, 2013 Illinois

    At a bar I go to, I always order a Sierra Nevada and request that they pull a pint of Hacker Pschorr out of the fridge for me when I finish this one.
     
    #83 offthelevel_bytheplumb, Oct 9, 2013
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  4. Jimbobebop

    Jimbobebop Initiate (0) Jun 12, 2013 Illinois

    Refer to your significant other as a beer mule, in a good way:rolling_eyes:
     
    #84 Jimbobebop, Oct 9, 2013
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  5. Lerxst

    Lerxst Initiate (0) Jun 17, 2005 Florida

    My favorite bar is undergoing expansion and as a result their normal 84 taps had been cut down to 24 until expansion was complete. I walked in and saw 60 taps offline and said, "Only 24 taps? That sucks." I realized how ridiculous it sounded as soon as it came out of my mouth.
     
    #85 Lerxst, Oct 9, 2013
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  6. DelMontiac

    DelMontiac Initiate (0) Oct 22, 2010 Oklahoma

    "Can somebody recommend a good brown sour milk tabasco tea-bagged wasabi eel moon rock moonshine barrel ale. I've tried a couple, but didn't really care for them."
     
    #86 DelMontiac, Oct 9, 2013
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  7. TEKNISHE

    TEKNISHE Initiate (0) Jan 12, 2011 Pennsylvania

    haha. i call people out for substandard beer practices, but this is beyond thunderdome. that is why I love this thread, and every version of it that has been posted in the past. I just love the dickbaggery of it all. There are simpler ways of saying this ammiright?
     
    #87 TEKNISHE, Oct 9, 2013
  8. jzlyo

    jzlyo Pooh-Bah (2,743) Mar 4, 2012 Iowa
    Pooh-Bah

    "I'll never have anything made by or owned by BMC" and then order a Bourbon County Stout.
     
    #88 jzlyo, Oct 9, 2013
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  9. dennho

    dennho Initiate (0) Oct 29, 2006 New York

    This just happened. Looking for TBS on Directv to watch the Sox. See a station called "DFH" Say out loud "look, Dog Fish Head has their own station." My non drinking wife & daughter laughed.
     
    #89 dennho, Oct 9, 2013
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  10. FlakyBiscuit

    FlakyBiscuit Initiate (0) Sep 11, 2012 Pennsylvania

    As a host......"what style of beer can I get you?"
     
    #90 FlakyBiscuit, Oct 9, 2013
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  11. Jim-A

    Jim-A Initiate (0) Aug 22, 2013 Colorado

    Frank Booth would be very proud
     
    #91 Jim-A, Oct 9, 2013
  12. Jim-A

    Jim-A Initiate (0) Aug 22, 2013 Colorado

    Yeah, I love that double IPA, it's got a great resiny feel to it
     
    #92 Jim-A, Oct 9, 2013
  13. DirkDeadeye

    DirkDeadeye Initiate (0) Sep 25, 2013 Florida

    "...hints of grapefruit, pine, and cat piss.."
     
    #93 DirkDeadeye, Oct 9, 2013
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  14. DropDead

    DropDead Initiate (0) Feb 6, 2013 Illinois

    "I think it's time to get a third fridge"
     
    #94 DropDead, Oct 9, 2013
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  15. BBAVUSO21

    BBAVUSO21 Initiate (0) Jan 25, 2013 New York

    hahah find myself saying that quuiittteeeeeeee a bit
     
    #95 BBAVUSO21, Oct 9, 2013
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  16. Schwantz

    Schwantz Initiate (0) Dec 16, 2012 Florida

    $4$?
     
    #96 Schwantz, Oct 9, 2013
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  17. OttoBomb

    OttoBomb Pundit (767) Sep 8, 2009 Illinois

    That guy doesn't respect beer!
     
    #97 OttoBomb, Oct 9, 2013
  18. RobertColianni

    RobertColianni Pooh-Bah (1,789) Nov 4, 2008 Pennsylvania
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    I hate this entire thread.
     
    #98 RobertColianni, Oct 9, 2013
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  19. Powderhornphil

    Powderhornphil Maven (1,428) Apr 30, 2012 Minnesota
    Trader

    Needs some time in the cellar...
     
    #99 Powderhornphil, Oct 9, 2013
  20. BDEE

    BDEE Initiate (0) Feb 11, 2012 Wisconsin

    "Old Imperial / Double IPA'a are really just barleywines, brah."
     
    #100 BDEE, Oct 9, 2013
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