Things that Beer Geeks say

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by -Andrew-, Oct 8, 2013.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 7 of 13
  1. BottleCaps80

    BottleCaps80 Initiate (0) Jan 12, 2013 Iowa

    "Shelf Turd"
     
    #121 BottleCaps80, Oct 9, 2013
    SFACRKnight, ChanChan, mrcraft and 4 others like this.
  2. jageraholic

    jageraholic Pooh-Bah (1,632) Sep 16, 2009 Massachusetts
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    I wouldn't say Sams isn't craft, but I would say its not a microbrew.
     
    #122 jageraholic, Oct 9, 2013
    AlienSwineFlu and Jugs_McGhee like this.
  3. KVNBGRY

    KVNBGRY Initiate (0) Aug 1, 2012 Florida

    kickbacks?
     
    #123 KVNBGRY, Oct 9, 2013
  4. KVNBGRY

    KVNBGRY Initiate (0) Aug 1, 2012 Florida

    Tastes like:

    "baby diapers"
    "cat pee"

    ...and continue drinking it...
     
    #124 KVNBGRY, Oct 9, 2013
    Roguer, offthelevel_bytheplumb, Theniz and 1 other person like this.
  5. opwog

    opwog Initiate (0) Jun 16, 2008 Minnesota

    09 Abyss
     
    #125 opwog, Oct 9, 2013
  6. Sarlacc83

    Sarlacc83 Initiate (0) Mar 2, 2008 Oregon

    This is the best beer I've ever had; I'm completely blown away by it. But I'm not trying to hype it, and I'm not trading any of it, ever. Nor would any of my friends. Unless it was for rare Cantillons.

    Or, alternately:

    I'm not going to trade it, ever. It's just too good.

    3 days later

    ISO: Walez! FT: Instawale of the week.
     
    #126 Sarlacc83, Oct 9, 2013
    F2brewers likes this.
  7. YamBag

    YamBag Initiate (0) Feb 2, 2007 Pennsylvania

    Great head
     
    #127 YamBag, Oct 9, 2013
    offthelevel_bytheplumb likes this.
  8. haknort

    haknort Initiate (0) Apr 10, 2013 Illinois

    "I don't drink IPAs that are over a week old."
     
    #128 haknort, Oct 9, 2013
    JrGtr and utopiajane like this.
  9. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
    Pooh-Bah

    " For the best analysis, you must use a glass".
     
    #129 rgordon, Oct 9, 2013
    offthelevel_bytheplumb likes this.
  10. Greasy

    Greasy Initiate (0) Aug 12, 2013 Kentucky

    "I can't wait to try this. Three years from now."
     
    #130 Greasy, Oct 9, 2013
    BalancingBrooms, dianimal, s_wit and 9 others like this.
  11. herrburgess

    herrburgess Grand Pooh-Bah (3,077) Nov 4, 2009 South Carolina
    Pooh-Bah

    Things beer geeks don't say:

    Closet.
     
    #131 herrburgess, Oct 9, 2013
    BalancingBrooms, dianimal, cnbrown313 and 9 others like this.
  12. checktherhyme

    checktherhyme Savant (1,036) Apr 8, 2008 Washington

    haha, exactly. As soon as beer is placed in a closet, the room transforms into a "cellar".
     
    #132 checktherhyme, Oct 9, 2013
    SFACRKnight, dianimal, GeorgiaBeerGuy and 9 others like this.
  13. philbe311

    philbe311 Pooh-Bah (2,516) Jan 21, 2008 Pennsylvania
    Pooh-Bah

    ...I don't have a beer drinking problem, I have a beer buying problem...
     
    #133 philbe311, Oct 9, 2013
    GeorgiaBeerGuy, anticipation23, mlhyatt and 5 others like this.
  14. Mongrel

    Mongrel Initiate (0) Feb 14, 2013 Maryland

    This beer hides its 18% ABV really well
     
    #134 Mongrel, Oct 9, 2013
    Roguer, Big_V, checktherhyme and 1 other person like this.
  15. RyanCave

    RyanCave Initiate (0) Apr 13, 2011 Oregon


    I'm a bit ashamed/proud to say I've been known to say at least half that shit..Just the other day I was telling my friend while drinking a Resin it was like getting slapped in the face by a christmas tree with weed in it
     
    #135 RyanCave, Oct 9, 2013
    Roguer, Jimbobebop, Esper1 and 2 others like this.
  16. DelMontiac

    DelMontiac Initiate (0) Oct 22, 2010 Oklahoma

    $15 Drainpour!
     
    #136 DelMontiac, Oct 10, 2013
    SFACRKnight likes this.
  17. YieldToNothing

    YieldToNothing Initiate (0) Mar 13, 2013 New York

    "i don't drink to get drunk"
     
    #137 YieldToNothing, Oct 10, 2013
    SFACRKnight, BalancingBrooms, offthelevel_bytheplumb and 4 others like this.
  18. jmich24

    jmich24 Initiate (0) Jan 28, 2010 Michigan

    "Can I have a glass that is not frosted"
     
    #138 jmich24, Oct 10, 2013
    DelMontiac likes this.
  19. rderedin

    rderedin Savant (1,137) Dec 27, 2011 Maine

    (At least some things I've been known to say)
    "I have it but I haven't drank it yet"
    "I'm going out with the PBR drinkers tonight"
    "Please do not put my beer glasses in with the regular drinking glasses"
    "I bought 6 beers, 2 to drink this weekend and 4 to cellar"
    "I am not, I prefer Beer Czar"
     
    #139 rderedin, Oct 10, 2013
    DelMontiac likes this.
  20. kwd22

    kwd22 Aspirant (236) Mar 12, 2005 Massachusetts

    MOUTHFEEL
     
    #140 kwd22, Oct 10, 2013
    offthelevel_bytheplumb likes this.
Page 7 of 13
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.