Tired Hands (November 2016)

EDIT: I am dumb. Clearly I can't copy and paste.

 

They might have a nice dry home if someone responds to that craigslist add....

 

Now they are posting that they have two of the beers on tap, one at the cafe, one at the ferm. People are in line (aside from those who brought chairs) so now those chair people are being rewarded or I could just show up and have those on tap while everyone waits outside still. Awesome.

 

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/11/3...nsumers-hilarious-new-peak-for-beer-releases/

 

That post is fresher than those cans!

 

Crying.

 

"The next logical step is regulation against empty chairs, which will create a market for a chair proxy, which if he is picking up beer for another proxy, will create an endless feedback loop of cognitive dissonance. Dudes who work at Best Buy, standing all day, to pay other dudes via Postmates to sit all day, to obtain beer, that the sitting dude wont drink, to send to another Enterprise Rent-A-Car employee, who stood in his own line, who will eventually share them, with people who have no appreciation for the machinations that occurred to get some two row and motueka into their glass."

oh my.

 

Haters gonna hate

 

Before you know it, Tired Hands is going to make their own chairs, and bar anyone from using 3rd party chairs in line. Capitalism...

 

just go in front of the chairs and wait if you are there, what's the big deal

 

I've already pitched Dudley bean bags to Jean

 

This. People standing behind them are crazy.

The chairs work well for people that can go during the day and then return before 5. If you can't do that then you're SOL at this point.

 

All its going to take is a few people disrespecting the chairs and lining up at the front, and the whole system will dissolve. People actually standing in line behind the chairs are not going to want to be cut in front of, but its hard to tell someone they're cutting when you're standing 100 feet from them with nobody between you. From my point of view, the front of that line is there for whoever wants to take it.

 

You don't want to upset the neckbeards spending money inside. They've already been drinking for 4 hours...

 

Ok so logistically I think the best way to do that would be, say there's a hundred chairs in front of you, you and 99 other people move up to the first of those chairs, everyone picks up a chair and passes it to the person behind. and then a pile of a hundred chairs ends up in like bryn mawr.

 

Should probably also post a bunch of things like this on instagram till a horde of dudes who have been drinking for hours in the ferm get paranoid enough to storm the line.

 

"People hate on chairs because it's ridiculous. I live near by and could leave a chair at any point...except I'm not a douche bag and like to sleep at night knowing I play fair. For all those involved...stay tuned...I'm working with the local business bureau to rid the town of this EYE SORE every week. It really cheapens this once beautiful town." Trying to think of what that would involve. Alright my renderings are finally done here at the office, time to head home, it's been fun.

 

All you dudes need to chill and listen to yoda

 

No justice, no peace

 

This depends, does the Tired Hands staff who watch the line wearing the Herringbone hat respect the space of chairs? Will he let you in front of the chairs