Toronado S.D., Expanding?

I would love this! I like sitting outside but I cannot stand smoke.

 

Given the amount that wafts in through the back door and out the front door (sort of a wind tunnel effect), you aren't really avoiding it much now sitting inside.

 

When the bar is crowded enough, the smell of beard and sweat masks the smoke wafting in from the patio.

 

I mostly make afternoon trips, so I've never experienced that.

 

...What kind of beard has a smell?

 

One with yeast cultures, like that dude at Rogue.

 

Two kinds:
1) The kind that is regularly shampooed and conditioned, and therefore has a faint aroma of coconuts and vanilla.
2) The kind that is attached to people who don't apply much value to showering regularly. Perhaps this could be solved by Suave and L'Oreal doing limited, factory-only releases...

 

HIPSTERS!!!

 

So, it looks like the thrift shop next door is changing locations. They're about halfway done moving their stuff out...