Trade Negotiation

Over time shipping would probably cost thousands.

 

I suppose depending on where you live you could keep it IP trades...or keep cost low by shipping just one bottle.

 

a couple of points... one, a porsche is probably equivalent to a dark lord or something, not dave. and two, jojomdma tried just what you mentioned, and went down in flames for it. i think he's back under another account, though.

 

Once OP is taken care of, I will do the same.

 

When is draft day? I am hoping for the first overall pick... I got my eye on some whales!

 

I had a dream the other day that I Soaped away from a horde of zombies. Pretty boss.

 

My dealings have been about 95% solid as I'm pretty quick to thank someone for their offer and move on if I'm getting bad vibes.

However, there's definitely a gold mine of satire worthy material in the FT:ISO and the Trading Help section, as you well know.

 

The fact that you just used "soaped" as a verb made my day. Nice work.

 

It's not on urbandictionary.com yet...step your game up BA.

 

Dude, that combo wouldn't deal a bajillion damage. Only 2... And if you dump your Huna all over my Jace the Mind Sculptor, ima be fucking pissed.

 

But... It makes it more rare! Hunu-infused Magic!

And you just jelly of my Farbog Explorer

 

Jace the Huna Sculptor. Lolercoasterz.

 

Like my GF often says, I'm a bad, bad man

 

i negotiate for a living and i have never once made a counter-offer on a trade because i do not believe "negotiating" has any place in my world of beer trading.

 

i'll buy your cellar for $1.

 

I'll offer 1.50.

Oh, wait. Is auctioning OK?

 

There is this thing called ****. Give that a look. You might consider that a better use of time when compared to trading beer you don't actually have.

 

It ain't FT genius.