Triple Threat - NBS BIF #3

@jhavs (Patron Saint of Frazzled, Flustered, Flummoxed Photo Fumblers) will be posting some glorious beerporn courtesy of @Ozzylizard . A truly stunning round of boxes.
Please note there are "missing" bottles. This has been attributed to anxious consumption syndrome.

 

Here are the pics of @2beerdogs awesome haul from @Ozzylizard ! That is a lot of corks!

And some sweet glassware!

 

Whaddya say, @foundersasap?

You, me and @ONovoMexicano knock out that CW barleywine on tomorrow's NBS?

 

Also from @Ozzylizard to me:
Please note: boxes also included some glorious hoppy beers not pictured above.
Victory Hop Ranch IIPA (Boom!)
Victory Hop Devil (Going down first)
Weyerbacher Double IPA (#II-Waimea, Wai-iti & Galaxy hops)
and 2 Hi-Res's from Sixpoint.

For your consideration...Cuz this is one Wicked Cool BIF contribution.

 

We have touchdown! And my God...

 

Look, I'm being dead serious here....we have seen some insane boxes boxes. And I'm sitting over here thinking, "Oh yeah, nailed it, I totally lit up @WesMantooth ." Gentlemen, today I was reminded what an amateur I still am. Pictures coming...

 

IIRC, some allege that St. Bernardus Abt 12 is a clone of Wesvleteran 12. You may be in a unique position to most of us, able to have a duel between them, side-by-side. That is, if you haven't hit that already!

 

I know the feeling.

 

So I get home and my wife tells me this landed with a thud. Literally a thud, she said that's how she knew the mail had arrived from upstairs.



Oh man. But it was even more crazy.

Box 1:



All those crazy Allagash and Firestone beers, because those aren't expensive at all, right? Mere throw ins! And a 2015 KBS, because why the hell not. Head is already spinning.



CANS. Pretty much every Carton beer I've ever heard of, and a few I hadn't. So many hops, so many coffee varietals, and if this was it...then my sender would still be at lunatic levels of generosity.

But there's that big box...



At this point, I'm just wandering around my house like a crazy person with no idea what to do. I'm lost. Like I said earlier, I'm over here patting myself on the back, "I went multiple times the BIF minimum, I'm awesome!" This was...an education. Oh by the way, he already sent 4 other 32 oz. growlers of awesome beer. A flat out assault! My porch is on a slab and it's still decimated! Seriously @SammyJaxxxx , and please take this in the spirit it is intended, WHAT. THE. EVER. LOVING. FUCK. MAN?!


TL;DR: I am pleased with my sender in this BIF.

 

Yes it is
And yes it does

 

I think you missed 3 bottles

 

HOLY FUCK I MISSED SOME. HOLD ON

 

Seriously....What's the etiquette here? Offer him my wife?

 

Lol, so much beers. Do you have a guest room?

 

Well, somebody is ready for Armagedeon!!!

 

My fridge and cellar fridge are seriously full. No hyperbole. SHIT'S IN THE FOOD FRIDGE.

 

That's a huge hual, nice job @SammyJaxxxx

 

HAHA Maybe, but I'd start with your firstborn, and keep the wife offer as a backup.

 

Whats that little corked bottle to the right of the singlecut?

 

Guess we will all have to make a NBS BIF #3 field trip to your house to help you out!