Ugliest beers

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  1. TheMonkfish

    TheMonkfish Initiate (0) Jan 8, 2012 Chad

    Heady and Lotus Eater both have that beautiful hop debris/pond water thing going for them.

    The worst tasting ugly beer I had was Troubadour Magma - even with a slow, careful pour and leaving quite a bit in the bottle it still looked like someone with a week old sunburn had scraped off their peeling skin and threw it in my glass.
     
  2. StuartCarter

    StuartCarter Pundit (922) Apr 25, 2006 Alabama

    I love strong Belgian beers, but dang - these yeast clouds can be offputting until you know they taste like heaven. Sludgy, sludgy heaven.
     
  3. AstronautMikeDexter

    AstronautMikeDexter Initiate (0) Feb 14, 2013 Indiana

    Old Curmudgeon.

    Floaties, and there's almost always a little glob of something that looks like a loogie.

    Damn tasty though.
     
  4. cavedave

    cavedave Grand Pooh-Bah (4,157) Mar 12, 2009 New York
    In Memoriam Pooh-Bah Trader

    Daymark Pale Ale by Rising Tide is beyond unfliltered, I think they add the trub from their other beers into the bottles.
     
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  5. lurpy1

    lurpy1 Savant (1,077) Jan 15, 2010 Minnesota

    Bruery Salt of the Earth looks like Walter White concocted it.
     
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  6. victory4me

    victory4me Initiate (0) Oct 16, 2004 Pennsylvania

    So does Victory DirtWolf. I love those little hop and yeast bits, personally, but can see why some may find them off-putting.
     
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  7. Ilovelampandbeer

    Ilovelampandbeer Pooh-Bah (1,719) Aug 25, 2013 New York
    Pooh-Bah

    i heard when you look at a poured heady topper, a kitten dies...
     
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  8. victory4me

    victory4me Initiate (0) Oct 16, 2004 Pennsylvania

    It's like staring directly at the sun. You experience the same pain, but without the blindness.
     
  9. Ilovelampandbeer

    Ilovelampandbeer Pooh-Bah (1,719) Aug 25, 2013 New York
    Pooh-Bah

    haha
     
  10. jsdavis422

    jsdavis422 Zealot (627) May 15, 2012 Minnesota


    I also just picked some up from their latest shipment, and funny I thought the same thing... but man it's so good... and the aroma, holy citra! I imagine if it was possible to "milk" a citra hop, this is what it would taste like. So freaking great.
     
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  11. TheMonkfish

    TheMonkfish Initiate (0) Jan 8, 2012 Chad

    Marion, don't look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don't look at it, no matter what happens!
     
  12. mikecharley

    mikecharley Savant (1,214) Nov 6, 2008 Pennsylvania
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    Merica was like a milkshake in appearance. Couldn't see through at all
     
  13. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
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    I've opened some various Fantome bottlings through the years and thought some of them made Ganges River water look potable.
     
  14. YamBag

    YamBag Initiate (0) Feb 2, 2007 Pennsylvania

    Anything by Dogfish
     
  15. RBCORCORAN

    RBCORCORAN Initiate (0) May 18, 2009 Massachusetts

    I like chunky peanut butter but not chunky beer so my vote goes to S.A. triple boch.
     
  16. DaveAnderson

    DaveAnderson Initiate (0) Jan 11, 2011 Minnesota

    Mine is always empty before I can get around to looking at it. Damn, that is a good beer.
     
  17. jasonmason

    jasonmason Zealot (742) Oct 6, 2004 California
    Society Trader

    This far and no mention of Coney Island Freaktoberfest yet?
     
  18. fredmugs

    fredmugs Initiate (0) Aug 11, 2012 Indiana

    Take a wild guess.....

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  19. OneBeertoRTA

    OneBeertoRTA Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2010 California

  20. RDMII

    RDMII Initiate (0) Apr 11, 2010 Georgia


    Well see, there was this party...no, I have not.
     
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