Ugliest beers

Reminds me of the beer Stiffler drinks in "American Pie" lol

 

is that heady?

 

That beer is absolutely damn incredible. Looks don't matter with anything Harvest. Best line of beers I've ever had.

 

Yep. Maybe a month old.

 

Pipeworks Flower Child.. Ick.

 

That looks awful!!

 

Yeah, it was the only bottle I've ever had, but I suspect it was an isolated incident.

 

Funny you posted this, I cracked a bottle tonight and got the same result.

 

Kwak. Like someone took a few pinches of fish food and/or semen and dumped it into my beer. Revolting. You can actually feel the chunks of coagulated proteins pass through your teeth.

 

Well... lots of lambics are nasty looking.....and all those older vintages JW Lees barleywines

But what immediately came to mind when i saw the title was that HT and Port Santa's Little Helper (and the BA version) are consistently super chunky and filled with solids and nasty under bright lights.
Personally i love it that way but they look like some kinda fucked up disease piss and really watery poo respectively.

 

You've never seen Fort in a nice clear wide-bottomed glass with good mid range lighting have you?
Its like Pink Champagne that grew some balls, Big beautiful vulval balls....

 

I think all the Pipeworks Ninja IPA variants are an ugly, muddy, brownish orange. Great IPAs, but attractive they are not.

 

The Bruery Autumn Maple as said before. And Hoppin Frog Hop Dam. Both excellent beers so appearance has no worth to me.

 

Skullsplitter scotch ale

First time ever seeing "floaties"

 

The Bruery has some pretty awful looking beers. Filmishmish was pretty rough, wish I could sort my reviews by awful appearances...I know I've had 5 or so beers that had greyish hues to them.

 

Port Mongo always looks like a can of Skoal.

 

Not my pic... but...



Live Oak Primus Weizenbock.

So fucking good though... and one of my favorite favorite beers.