Unoffensive Beers You Actually Like

Stella Artois, usually keep a sixer in the fridge...yes ..i know...embarrassing

 

oy vey! the old "Un?offensive beers you ACTUALLY like" thread again.

sorry-- i always need help with this complicated subject, but your thread title makes absolutely zero sense, and to be quite honest, is ACTUALLY grammatically very offensive. though i am sure you meant it to be perfectly INoffensive.

i am racking my brain for any answer to the words you typed that would make any sense. it would make more sense as a query if you had simply typed OFFENSIVE. then i could say something like, "mackerel." or perhaps, "veal."

but basically what you are asking is "HEY, do you guys like vanilla?" or "BOX WINE: i love the convenience."

in summation, AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION.

 

I may be wrong, but I think some of you may be over-analyzing. Sierra Nevada is a perfect example for me, personally. It doesn't WOW me, but it is probably one of the best pale ale's out there. I can drink it anytime/anywhere. Even Sam Adams Boston Lager, if it is the only decent option, I will drink and drink and drink. Being a seasoned craft drinker now, I prefer exceptional, rather than run of the mill.

 

I had the bad luck to be stuck at a gathering with nothing but Miller Lite a few years ago. I cracked a can or two. And it wasn't horrible, as it turns out. In fact, drifted toward good.

 

Revolution Rosa... It's ranked as one of their worst beers on here but I find it to be pretty unique and refreshing on a hot summer night.

 

Unoffensive Beers I Actually Like:

Avery Ellie's Brown Ale, Big Sky Moose Drool, Boulevard Pale Ale, Breckenridge Lucky U IPA, Breckenridge Avalanche Ale, Breckenridge Oatmeal Stout, Great Divide Yeti Imperial Stout, Left Hand Sawtooth Ale, Coors Extra Gold, Corona Extra, Miller Lite, Breckenridge SummerBright, Great Divide Oak Aged Yeti, St. Bernardus ABT12, Left Hand Milk Stout, Left Hand Milk Stout Nitro, Boulevard Irish Stout, Boddingtons, Murphy's Irish Stout, Guinness, Guinness Extra Stout, Harp, Bass, Newcastle Brown Ale, Defiance Thrasher, Negro Modelo, Dos Equis, Carta Blanca, Westbrook BeerTableTableBeer, Breckenridge Christmas Ale, Boulevard Nutcracker Ale, Pliny the Elder!!!, Budweiser, Dos Equis Amber, Tecate, Fort Collins Double Chocolate Stout, Shiner Bock, Shiner Cheer, Ayinger, Heineken, Grolsch, Bass, Breckenridge Agave Wheat, Boulevard Wheat, Indio, MooseDrool, Rogue Chocolate Stout, Lagunitas Brown Shugga, Wichita Brewing Vanilla Porter, Warsteiner, Paulaner Oktoberfestbier, Boulevard Bob's '47, TommyKnocker Pumpkin Ale, Coors Light, Old Milwaukee, Fosters Lager, Fullers ESB, Fullers Porter, Anchor Steam ....

There are about 900 more beers I need to add. None are offensive and I like them. Go ahead and ban me from this website for being a dickhead, but it's been a long day and I'm feeling snarky, but I answered the question as it was stated.