Uses for Old IPAs

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by AlpacaAlpaca, Nov 6, 2015.

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  1. Hop-Droppen-Roll

    Hop-Droppen-Roll Initiate (0) Nov 5, 2013 Minnesota

    Thanks! I forgot that the spartan on the patch was my original avatar, didn't consider that when choosing the new one. Can you explain what a stange is? I googled it and it came up with something gross.
     
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  2. Chaz

    Chaz Grand Pooh-Bah (3,668) Feb 3, 2002 Minnesota
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    Slug bait. Bonus is that they ain't picky about whether it's served in the proper glassware. :slight_smile:
     
  3. creepinjeeper

    creepinjeeper Initiate (0) Nov 8, 2012 Missouri

    Ha ha ha ... too funny.
    http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/101/
     
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  4. creepinjeeper

    creepinjeeper Initiate (0) Nov 8, 2012 Missouri

    I'll bet they'd think they're living large too, since all they usually get is BMC. :slight_smile:
     
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  5. riverlen

    riverlen Pundit (852) Sep 16, 2009 Illinois

    If you are so demanding about freshness in your IPA's why do you let them get old? Either drink it or use it in cooking, beer is a terrible thing to waste.
     
  6. ssam

    ssam Pundit (997) Dec 2, 2008 California

    I just recommend them highly to my friends.
     
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  7. ericwo

    ericwo Zealot (624) Aug 21, 2008 Pennsylvania
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    I was going to say, add some orange juice to it and call it a Brass Monkey!
     
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  8. creepinjeeper

    creepinjeeper Initiate (0) Nov 8, 2012 Missouri

    I can do that. Sounds better than calling it a beer-mosa!
     
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  9. PatrickCT

    PatrickCT Grand Pooh-Bah (3,776) Feb 18, 2015 Connecticut

    Old IPAs go to guests who I know aren't into beer but think they are.
     
  10. DrRambis

    DrRambis Initiate (0) Jan 10, 2014 New Jersey

    Many consumable products are made to be enjoyed fresh. I wouldn't judge a bakery poorly because I had their bread after it was stale.
     
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  11. MrDave

    MrDave Initiate (0) Jan 23, 2013 California

    If it's an old bottle of Sucks, just slap a Brown Shugga label on it and enjoy.
     
  12. tillmac62

    tillmac62 Pooh-Bah (2,859) Oct 2, 2013 South Carolina
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    Give to the wife for her to make drunken chicken.
     
  13. teraflx

    teraflx Initiate (0) Feb 4, 2013 Arizona

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  14. PatriotsRule

    PatriotsRule Initiate (0) Sep 25, 2012 Massachusetts

    Good beer to drink once you're already drunk. That way you can save the freshies for when you're ready to fully enjoy em!
     
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  15. dennis3951

    dennis3951 Initiate (0) Mar 6, 2008 New Jersey

    Use it instead of water for a pot roast.
     
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  16. Beeramemnon

    Beeramemnon Initiate (0) Sep 26, 2015 Georgia

    -shampoo

    -bald patches on the lawn

    -enemies
     
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  17. JaefromLA

    JaefromLA Initiate (0) May 19, 2015 California

    What do you do with your warm coronas?
     
  18. Urk1127

    Urk1127 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,790) Jul 2, 2014 New Jersey
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    Maybe you can soak marshmallows in it and use it as catfish bait. They do eat Velveeta cheese and hot dogs so why not.
     
  19. nc41

    nc41 Initiate (0) Sep 25, 2008 North Carolina
    Trader

    Weed killer.
     
  20. Knobs303

    Knobs303 Initiate (0) Nov 8, 2013 Colorado

    You could always just Boof them...:astonished:
     
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