Uses for Old IPAs

Thanks! I forgot that the spartan on the patch was my original avatar, didn't consider that when choosing the new one. Can you explain what a stange is? I googled it and it came up with something gross.

 

Slug bait. Bonus is that they ain't picky about whether it's served in the proper glassware.

 

Ha ha ha ... too funny.
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/101/

 

I'll bet they'd think they're living large too, since all they usually get is BMC.

 

If you are so demanding about freshness in your IPA's why do you let them get old? Either drink it or use it in cooking, beer is a terrible thing to waste.

 

I just recommend them highly to my friends.

 

I was going to say, add some orange juice to it and call it a Brass Monkey!

 

I can do that. Sounds better than calling it a beer-mosa!

 

Old IPAs go to guests who I know aren't into beer but think they are.

 

Many consumable products are made to be enjoyed fresh. I wouldn't judge a bakery poorly because I had their bread after it was stale.

 

If it's an old bottle of Sucks, just slap a Brown Shugga label on it and enjoy.

 

Give to the wife for her to make drunken chicken.

 

This site has some great recipes that I have used some "Past their prime" IPA's for....

http://thebeeroness.com/

 

Good beer to drink once you're already drunk. That way you can save the freshies for when you're ready to fully enjoy em!

 

Use it instead of water for a pot roast.

 

-shampoo

-bald patches on the lawn

-enemies

 

What do you do with your warm coronas?

 

Maybe you can soak marshmallows in it and use it as catfish bait. They do eat Velveeta cheese and hot dogs so why not.

 

Weed killer.

 

You could always just Boof them...