Visiting Tillamook (Fall 2015 update)

Discussion in 'Pacific' started by deGardebrewing, Oct 6, 2015.

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  1. deGardebrewing

    deGardebrewing Initiate (0) May 3, 2013 Oregon

    We have clams, cows, and two beer stops.
    And crabs.
     
  2. vurt

    vurt Grand Pooh-Bah (4,504) Apr 11, 2004 Oregon
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    TWO beer stops.

    The Tillamook scene has exploded since you opened that tasting room on 2nd Street. I mean, it has literally DOUBLED.
     
  3. NedStarkravingmad

    NedStarkravingmad Initiate (0) Apr 26, 2015 Washington

    I hear there's a shampoo for that last one.
     
  4. deGardebrewing

    deGardebrewing Initiate (0) May 3, 2013 Oregon

    Seriously though, this shouldn't be a thread.
    We like to think we're pioneers.
    Of unoriginal things.
    Unorigineers.
    Edit: also, sorry if you stopped in to our previously littler space. It was too little. We think we might be just little enough now.
    Be right back. Seeking further consultation at Kitty's.

    Seriously though, I don't like fresh hops. Just needed a reprieve.
     
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  5. vurt

    vurt Grand Pooh-Bah (4,504) Apr 11, 2004 Oregon
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    It ought to be called sham BU.

    Wait. No it shouldn't. That sounds like a bad thing.

    Nothing to see here.
     
  6. leftoverburrito

    leftoverburrito Initiate (0) Sep 29, 2011 Oregon

    NO INFO ON FT GEORGE?!?!

    Pffffffftttt. What a joke of a thread.

    Reported.
     
  7. deGardebrewing

    deGardebrewing Initiate (0) May 3, 2013 Oregon

    They're in Tillamook north.
     
  8. sharpski

    sharpski Grand Pooh-Bah (3,100) Oct 11, 2010 Oregon
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    Tillamook North should definitely be better represented in the next update. What are some recommended cow pastures to check out? Cheese curd stashes?
     
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  9. deGardebrewing

    deGardebrewing Initiate (0) May 3, 2013 Oregon

    We also have cows and fields. Of cows.
     
  10. vurt

    vurt Grand Pooh-Bah (4,504) Apr 11, 2004 Oregon
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    I think it was Yoda who said, "Judge a brewery by the size of its tasting room, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should NOT."
     
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  11. therackman

    therackman Initiate (0) Jan 3, 2009 Oregon

    Don't forget about the cheese. A must stop for visitors. Then on to crab hunting, cow tipping, and clam gunning.
     
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  12. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Shelf curds? Or limited release curds?
     
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  13. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    I'll have to check the Big 5 Sports ad, I might need a new clam gun.
     
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  14. Strangestbrewer

    Strangestbrewer Crusader (477) Oct 17, 2014 Oregon

    Clam guns? What kind of communists use clam guns.
     
  15. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Gotta be able to protect yourself against wild (and potentially rabid) Geoducks.
     
  16. Strangestbrewer

    Strangestbrewer Crusader (477) Oct 17, 2014 Oregon

    Ah, I forgot about the ever deadly geoducks (are there really geoducks in Tillamook? I thought they were more of a sound thing). Also if I were you, I'd be more worried more about the quick rising populations of the Olympia Oyster.
     
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  17. Rivenin

    Rivenin Initiate (0) Aug 22, 2011 Oregon

    they're not joking... It's pure hell for any form of vegitarian
     
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  18. digita7693

    digita7693 Initiate (0) Jan 19, 2010 Germany

    veg burritos at the taco cart!
     
  19. Rivenin

    Rivenin Initiate (0) Aug 22, 2011 Oregon

    ... no wonder they have so many damn cows!
     
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  20. mudbug

    mudbug Pooh-Bah (1,762) Mar 27, 2009 Oregon
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    How in the world do you filter out that natural Tillamook air from the beer?
     
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