Wax or no Wax?

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by MutuelsMark, Mar 1, 2026.

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Wax or No wax?

  1. Yes

    22 vote(s)
    25.9%
  2. No

    63 vote(s)
    74.1%
  1. russpowell

    russpowell Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,292) May 24, 2005 Arkansas
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    Been stabbed with those too. I have talent
     
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  2. russpowell

    russpowell Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,292) May 24, 2005 Arkansas
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    That's it. I've certainly had some & asked why? Why seal that C+ beer up???
     
  3. russpowell

    russpowell Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,292) May 24, 2005 Arkansas
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    Those work, no idea where the last one of those went years ago
     
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  4. russpowell

    russpowell Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,292) May 24, 2005 Arkansas
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    I've always gotten a pry point off that
     
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  5. russpowell

    russpowell Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,292) May 24, 2005 Arkansas
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    Will say that they don't seem like they're so ridiculous anymore. No longer the thickness of the frontal armor of a M1-A1 Abrams Tank
     
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  6. wmeckley44

    wmeckley44 Savant (1,114) Nov 1, 2023 Tennessee
    Trader

    Definitely wax. I remember a bottle so much more if I get to cut the wax, and in a way, the color remains on my mind in the aroma and flavor.
     
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  7. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
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    Works for me, as long as the "wax" is as pliable as it is on Maker's Mark bottles.
    I don't think I've opened a waxed beer bottle since I got my Kershaw Leek folder. We'll see how it does on a bottle of Darkness. (The opening line has Darkness a slight favorite. :sunglasses:)
     
  8. bbtkd

    bbtkd Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,790) Sep 20, 2015 South Dakota
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    Waxing beer bottles is purely virtue signaling, the brewer trying to elevate the beer as special. What's particularly frustrating is when I buy an expensive waxed beer, spend minutes struggling to open it safely, and it sucks.

    Does wax influence your score?
     
  9. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Pooh-Bah (2,735) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    Is it even wax these days or is it a plastic coating they dip it in? 16 years ago a knife could cut through the wax, now you have to saw through whatever passes for wax. If they dip the bottle in wax I’m paying them with exact change that has also been dipped in wax.
     
  10. bbtkd

    bbtkd Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,790) Sep 20, 2015 South Dakota
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    Yup, wax is a misnomer. I haven't run across pure wax in years. Now it's pretty much plasticized concrete, actually a wax/plastic polymer.
     
    #50 bbtkd, Mar 2, 2026
    Last edited: Mar 2, 2026
  11. rolltide8425

    rolltide8425 Pooh-Bah (2,470) Feb 18, 2011 Pennsylvania
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    Wax annoys the shit out of me....pull tab or no wax at all.
     
  12. MutuelsMark

    MutuelsMark Grand Pooh-Bah (5,787) Jan 23, 2015 Kentucky
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    Doesn't influence my score at all.
     
  13. bambiere

    bambiere Savant (1,055) Aug 25, 2025 Pennsylvania

    There was no "Fuck Wax" option, so I just voted "No".
     
  14. Domingo

    Domingo Grand Pooh-Bah (4,252) Apr 23, 2005 Colorado
    Pooh-Bah

    They're a pain in the ass to open and it doesn't protect anything. I guess it looks fancy, but that's it.
     
  15. bambiere

    bambiere Savant (1,055) Aug 25, 2025 Pennsylvania

    I straight up snorted when I read this.

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  16. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
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    Most definitely, if I taste it.
     
  17. ericwo

    ericwo Zealot (624) Aug 21, 2008 Pennsylvania
    Trader

    I always liked the wax on a bottle. But to be honest, I haven't purchased a wax bottle in years.
     
  18. MutuelsMark

    MutuelsMark Grand Pooh-Bah (5,787) Jan 23, 2015 Kentucky
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    Getting it off the bottle is the issue I have :slight_smile:
     
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  19. Spaten454

    Spaten454 Maven (1,496) Aug 23, 2012 Texas
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    It's been so long with the waxed bottles I don't mind them now. I can open them quick lol
     
  20. MutuelsMark

    MutuelsMark Grand Pooh-Bah (5,787) Jan 23, 2015 Kentucky
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    Let's hear your strategy please.
     
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