What beer are you drinking now? #1127

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  1. Mehinaman

    Mehinaman Initiate (0) May 16, 2015 Washington
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    Good morning everyone! Nothing like waking up on a Saturday morning. I think that's what heaven will turn out to be. Every day is Saturday. :grinning:

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  2. papat444

    papat444 Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,961) Dec 28, 2006 Canada (QC)
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    My turn with the kids. No beer yet but gonna need it after this. They really need to serve alcohol at these places lol.

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  3. leantom

    leantom Initiate (0) Nov 20, 2011 Indiana

    Here's my Guinness defying gravity:

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  4. lordofthewiens

    lordofthewiens Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,225) Sep 17, 2005 New Mexico
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    I think it takes 3 to 4 years for the hops to fade.
     
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  5. jmdrpi

    jmdrpi Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,989) Dec 11, 2008 Pennsylvania
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  6. lordofthewiens

    lordofthewiens Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,225) Sep 17, 2005 New Mexico
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    Happy Birthday!
    Fifty is the new whatever you want it to be.
    Enjoy!
     
  7. LeperJim

    LeperJim Pooh-Bah (2,704) Feb 10, 2008 Ohio
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    Getting this out of the way early!!! :grinning:

    Today in honor of the significance of Turkey Beer Day 2015, and in full support of our hosts,
    the disturbing BA trinity of @TongoRad @Ozzylizard @MUTINY and, well,
    really because of the sheer importance of this day in WBAYDN history, I will drink a
    bottle cap FILLED with this fucking beer.

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    In my 10 years on this site and going on 8 years as an addicted BA member,
    this will be my first beer review.

    Beer:
    Corona Light

    Why I have one:
    Given to me as a gift in a mixed six-pack-from-Hell by a neighbor (former cheerleader and lingerie model)
    who must hate me.

    I don't think I have EVER had this. Yeah, I'm that guy. So?

    Drinking this from the bottle cap which has been seasoned by the beer.

    A gentle pour of about 3 drops, which is plenty for this review.

    Appearance:
    It's ugly. I see this shade of yellow all the time in the bathroom. Sorry, I'm just trying to be
    honest and constructive.

    (I can't imagine that I'm going to drink any this.)

    Smell:
    After a gentle swirl, it stinks, and not in a good way. There are many things in the world that
    stink or smell funny that you don't mind putting in your mouth.
    This ain't one of 'em.

    Taste:
    Taste follows the smell. I allowed this beer to warm up a bit and it nearly disappeared. Fuck it. I'm not drinking anymore of it. This is the poster child for something bad. Corona Light is the anti-beer and it must be destroyed. I ask anyone involved in the making of, distribution of, advertising of, or consumption of this beer, to please STOP IT. RUN TO THE DARK! STAY OUT OF THE LIGHT! DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!

    Okay, back to the review.

    Mouthfeel:
    Regretful. Or in other words, this was a bad idea. I point blame at the BA unholy trinity of @TongoRad @Ozzylizard and that other lunatic.

    Overall:
    Its only a cap full, but I must try to somehow un-drink this. But it's already been absorbed and is becoming part of my essence, part of me, my beer temple. I'll never be the same.

    Thank GOD the simulcast viewing of MST3000 Pumaman is coming at 10pm, which is waaaaaaaay past my bedtime, but I will try.

    I'm not looking forward to Turkey Beer Day 2016, but Cthulhu willing, I'll be there.
     
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  8. lordofthewiens

    lordofthewiens Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,225) Sep 17, 2005 New Mexico
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    My grandsons get off on Chuck E Cheez.
    Fortunately they serve alcohol there.
    Unfortunately, it's crappy macros.
     
  9. utopiajane

    utopiajane Grand Pooh-Bah (3,982) Jun 11, 2013 New York
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    Cheers @Sixpoint ! I love your breakfast beers. =)
     
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  10. lordofthewiens

    lordofthewiens Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,225) Sep 17, 2005 New Mexico
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    Next up: Bud Light
     
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  11. utopiajane

    utopiajane Grand Pooh-Bah (3,982) Jun 11, 2013 New York
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    Well Happy Birthday =)
     
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  12. lordofthewiens

    lordofthewiens Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,225) Sep 17, 2005 New Mexico
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    My wife just informed me we're going shopping. I wonder how many of these I can drink before she's ready to go.
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  13. LeperJim

    LeperJim Pooh-Bah (2,704) Feb 10, 2008 Ohio
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    Couldn't be any worse. Could it? :grimacing:
     
  14. MUTINY

    MUTINY Initiate (0) Feb 6, 2015 Virginia

    Great effort! Thanks for participating!
     
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  15. MUTINY

    MUTINY Initiate (0) Feb 6, 2015 Virginia

    Can't wait to see what you've got for us!
     
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  16. Lobina

    Lobina Pooh-Bah (1,577) Sep 9, 2009 Arizona
    Pooh-Bah

    Good morning BA's. Too early here to crank it up but gearing up for the Duel in the Desert (Arizona vs asu scum devil) game. Traditionally make up a variety of Chili's and mass quantities of Mexican brews so picking off my crop on limes from our tree. Got a couple hung over fans I am rousing by blaring Warren Zevons Sleep when I'm dead. Make it a Bear Dwon weekend guys.
    Cheers.

    Oh leperjim the one Mexican beer exclusion has always been corona. Never have liked that Mexican piss water
     
  17. MUTINY

    MUTINY Initiate (0) Feb 6, 2015 Virginia

    Happy birthday!
     
  18. MUTINY

    MUTINY Initiate (0) Feb 6, 2015 Virginia

    Thanks for choking one down for the team, LJ.

    Signed,
    'That other lunatic'
    :wink:
     
  19. lordofthewiens

    lordofthewiens Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,225) Sep 17, 2005 New Mexico
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    Probably not!
     
  20. Smakawhat

    Smakawhat Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,191) Mar 18, 2008 Maryland
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