What happened to this beer?

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by BetterBeerPlz, Sep 12, 2014.

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  1. cello

    cello Initiate (0) Oct 17, 2013 Pennsylvania

    All these explanations are great! Funny shit.
     
  2. BMBCLT

    BMBCLT Grand Pooh-Bah (3,427) May 9, 2014 South Carolina
    Pooh-Bah

    There was a similar post about a can of Heady.
     
  3. TommyTheHat

    TommyTheHat Initiate (0) Jul 30, 2014 Pennsylvania

    I hate the taste of wrinkled beer
     
  4. leantom

    leantom Initiate (0) Nov 20, 2011 Indiana

    Damn, that can got fucked up.
     
  5. Dope

    Dope Pooh-Bah (2,925) Oct 5, 2010 Massachusetts
    Pooh-Bah

    Hey, when you've been around the block a few times, your body won't look so young and tight anymore either.

    Dope
     
  6. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
    Pooh-Bah

    I hate the word, but it's functional. It well describes ALL of us on occasion. My favorite substitute is "STOOP".
     
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  7. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
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    Wrinkled beer is a bit less carbonated, sometimes putrid, but at least it's paid for! It's got that going for it.
     
  8. hopsputin

    hopsputin Grand Pooh-Bah (4,403) Apr 1, 2012 New Jersey
    Pooh-Bah

    X Files
     
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  9. ArkansasTraveller

    ArkansasTraveller Initiate (0) Aug 4, 2014 Arkansas

    I blame ISIS. Alert the right wing media.
     
  10. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
    Pooh-Bah

    I really tried to think of a wise ass retort. Nothing happened. All I know is that I would hate to be a true believing hater.
     
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  11. dennis3951

    dennis3951 Initiate (0) Mar 6, 2008 New Jersey

    Is that a male or female can?
     
  12. Bruinsfan87

    Bruinsfan87 Initiate (0) Aug 25, 2014 New Hampshire

  13. Franziskaner

    Franziskaner Grand Pooh-Bah (5,662) May 27, 2005 Missouri
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    A canundrum of sorts?
    Sometimes shift happens?
    Contents have shifted since canning?
    I'll stop.
     
  14. zeff80

    zeff80 Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,425) Feb 6, 2006 Missouri
    Pooh-Bah

    I'd guess an NFL player did something to it.
     
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