What would your dream beer be?

One single beer / style? Nope, can't do it. I like variety too much in my beer. I have a nice coffee / chocolate oatmeal stout right now, next might be an IPA or a sour...
or a pils, or a....

 

Dream beer?
Think something based on Ayinger Oktoberfest or maybe Paulaner Weisn' Oktoberfest. Plus…
16.9 oz cans
14.99 a case (24)
Available year round
7 calories per 100 oz serving (let's be honest with ourselves, that's conservative for a day of octobrfesting)
a robust 6% abv and all the flavor that comes with that yet no matter how much you drink you never get past "a little bit buzzed"

Yo! Beer science nerds, start working on that one for us dreamers