When do I get to try Uranus?

Uranus is fairly priced.

 

I walked up to pay and dropped my wallet.
My moneyshot all over Uranus.

 

Hold on a sec. Sorry, I had Uranus on my lips.

 

You city folks have it made with Uranus on every corner and lower prices. I'm always getting gouged in the burbs.

 

That is the beauty of this beer it's everywhere. Wherever you are, so is Uranus

 

No joke just wanna say this is the best black IPA I've ever had. Better than NightTime, Self Righteous, Dark Penance, or Inspired Artist and those are all beers I love. Drink em fresh!

 

It really is fantastic! I had some at the Cafe today & then grabbed some from the General Store after....can never have enough Uranus

 

I about shit my pants when I found it today at my local party store located in BFE. Uranus is hoppy like a double should be and the malt is perfect. The best part is the citrus comes through at the right time and also has a nice creamy texture throughout. None of that was innuendo of a pun. Uranus is seriously a good beer. The planet series is back on track

 

Uranus almost caused an embarrassing problem for you.

 

I know Bell's isn't in the habit of rebrewing things but I think they should add this as a late Spring/Summer seasonal. I'd much rather buy this than Double Trouble.

 

I'd like to see this available in the winter months when shelves are overloaded with malt bombs

 

Ummmm....Double Trouble?

 

"Hilarious" jokes aside...what type of beer is this one?

 

I didn't think it was anything special. I drank one. I have five left, I wouldn't buy anymore.

 

black dipa. Delicious

 

You know, Founder's DIPA? He'd rather buy Uranus from Bell's if he could is what he's saying.

 

If anyone gets glass shards in Uranus, ColnelHopslam will assist you in getting them out..

 

Yes I do know DT. The way I read it originally was that he wants Bells to re-brew Uranus instead of DT thus my confusion

 

<---- Snark snark snark

 

Legit Story from the taproom this afternoon:

*Bartender delivers a glass of Uranus at the main bar

Random Gilf: "and what are you having?"

Me(with a giant smile): "Ur Anus"

No laughs, just genuine.