Worst beer for a tasting

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  1. skyler_estes_

    skyler_estes_ Initiate (0) Jan 19, 2013 Kansas
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    I am getting together with 5 other guys for a Christmas beer tasting/food pairing shit show. Crazy amounts of bottles will be opened Stouts, BA Stouts, Sours, Saisons, Lambics, IPA's, EVERYTHING. Mostly rarer and hard to get bottles. AFTER we are all good and shit canned we are doing a BYO Food and Beer (terrible food and beer) and we will all vote and compete for a bottle of something awesome like Cantillon. So. my question to all the awesome BA's out there... WHAT.. is the WORST beer you could ever conceive being brought to a tasting?

    GO!
     
  2. dwagner003

    dwagner003 Poo-Bah (1,504) Jan 4, 2013 California
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    Anything by Rogue.
     
  3. GetMeAnIPA

    GetMeAnIPA Zealot (533) Mar 28, 2009 California
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    I second that!

    Can't get any worse then their newest creation of banana and pb ale. Bring that and you'll be sippin on some Cantillon in no time.
     
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  4. dwagner003

    dwagner003 Poo-Bah (1,504) Jan 4, 2013 California
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  5. DrewLikesBeer

    DrewLikesBeer Initiate (0) Jul 16, 2013 Florida

    Mikkeller Beer Geek Brunch Weasel Cavlados....it's only 8.5 oz to split 6 ways? what's the point?
     
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  6. dianimal

    dianimal Initiate (161) Apr 18, 2012 California

    Ballast Point Indra Kunindra is "interesting" but I didn't like it. Tasted like soap.
    Lindeman's Faro = syrup.
     
  7. skyler_estes_

    skyler_estes_ Initiate (0) Jan 19, 2013 Kansas
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    A double bottle could be a possibility if I need too. CLEARLY, terrible beer will be available in quantity.
     
  8. dwagner003

    dwagner003 Poo-Bah (1,504) Jan 4, 2013 California
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  9. skyler_estes_

    skyler_estes_ Initiate (0) Jan 19, 2013 Kansas
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    I have had the Rogue PB its TERRIBLE!!! Haha. Pizza beer though? That sounds equally as disgusting
     
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  10. SomethingClever

    SomethingClever Poo-Bah (1,887) Feb 22, 2013 Ohio

    I've never had it but for a tasting worst beer to bring I'd have to say Ghost Face Killa and make everyone drink it first you will not only be hated but possibly beaten to death.
     
  11. ToddThompson

    ToddThompson Initiate (0) Dec 11, 2012 North Carolina

  12. Greenplastic615

    Greenplastic615 Disciple (395) Nov 4, 2008 Pennsylvania
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  13. DrewLikesBeer

    DrewLikesBeer Initiate (0) Jul 16, 2013 Florida

    This might be the winner if people don't like very spicy pepper beers.
     
  14. skyler_estes_

    skyler_estes_ Initiate (0) Jan 19, 2013 Kansas
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    Two way tie between ghost face and the pizza beer so far.. I would go for idiots drool because it sounds AWFUL but being a one time release I'm sure whoever had a bottle has drained poured it by now haha
     
  15. SomethingClever

    SomethingClever Poo-Bah (1,887) Feb 22, 2013 Ohio

    I'd love to try it but I figured it would scorch your taste buds and it would be the worst and Cantilllon here you come
     
  16. DrewLikesBeer

    DrewLikesBeer Initiate (0) Jul 16, 2013 Florida

    THIS should let you know how it is.
     
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  17. otispdriftwood

    otispdriftwood Crusader (734) Dec 9, 2011 Colorado
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    Don't have a worst beer... just an observation for the OP - You and your friends are MASOCHISTS!!!!!
     
  18. rgordon

    rgordon Defender (623) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina

    But with a nice barnyardy apple/shit edge.
     
  19. TequilaSauer

    TequilaSauer Initiate (0) Dec 31, 2006 Florida

    People are just going to say bad beers, but I want to approach it a little differently. I'm going to go with a divisive beer that really wonks the tastebuds to the point where it almost ruins any beer that follows it:

    Sam Adams Triple Bock
     
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  20. mackeyse

    mackeyse Initiate (0) Aug 21, 2012 New York
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    And there is a guy who rated it a 3 out of 5 and still said it was "horrid". Goes to show that the rating system doesn't do justice to these kind of beers.
     
  21. booyahachieved3

    booyahachieved3 Initiate (0) Sep 5, 2012 Kansas

    You're CHEATING Skyler! Whatever you bring, you have to bring 2 now and drink a whole bottle first.

    I guess I am a masochist for clicking this thread.
     
  22. kapkenobi

    kapkenobi Aspirant (257) Nov 27, 2011 Pennsylvania
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    Idiots Drool
     
  23. mrcraft

    mrcraft Meyvn (1,159) Dec 15, 2012 California
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    #24 mrcraft, Nov 7, 2013
    Last edited: Nov 7, 2013
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  24. tjensen3618

    tjensen3618 Initiate (0) Mar 23, 2008 California

    Ya, bring some Chocolate Stout or Shakespeare Stout, that'll really show 'em. :rolleyes:
     
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  25. elbrooksie

    elbrooksie Aspirant (235) Jan 10, 2013 Texas
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    SA Triple Bock...the nastiest thing I have ever tasted, and I have eaten cockroaches.
     
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  26. Domingo

    Domingo Poo-Bah (2,134) Apr 23, 2005 Colorado
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    Get your hands on some Ghostface Killah. Isn't the worst tasting, but it's so hot it'll scare half of your tasting off.
     
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  27. cmannes

    cmannes Disciple (371) Mar 15, 2009 Minnesota
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    Looking at this a different way. After all that, the worst thing to drink would be something like Sam Adams Utopias. You'd be too far gone to like it, probably drink too much of it, and realize how much money you just wasted the next day.
     
  28. tillmac62

    tillmac62 Meyvn (1,361) Oct 2, 2013 South Carolina
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    When I was 16, I'm 60 now, a friend and I got a 6er of Seven Eleven Beer. After one taste, we sat the rest on the side of the road. True story - lol.
     
  29. mychalg9

    mychalg9 Champion (830) Apr 8, 2010 Illinois
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    Big Sky Kriek!
     
  30. mudbug

    mudbug Zealot (574) Mar 27, 2009 Oregon

    Beer---- Bud Chelada (easily acquired)
    Food--- Durian (may be a little hard to find, look in Asian markets)
    A pairing made by Bezelebub himself. Enjoy the Cantillion
     
  31. hopslam11

    hopslam11 Initiate (0) Mar 11, 2010 Michigan
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    I had a 94 Triple Bock that was one of the best beers I have ever had. Tried a 95 the next week that tasted like straight soy sauce... So I guess it depends if you get lucky or not
     
  32. bsp77

    bsp77 Poo-Bah (1,829) Apr 27, 2008 Minnesota

    I just saw this review of Idiot's Drool. Hilarious.

    "You may ask why I gave it a 1.5 overall if it was so terrible. The answer is that this was so bad, I almost wanted to like it. Think of it as being very close to the “Snakes on a Plane” of beer. I love Snakes on a Plane, but the key difference is that snakes on a plane didn't happen in my mouth"
     
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  33. josephwa

    josephwa Devotee (451) Jun 4, 2012 Minnesota
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    Ta Henket or Lil Gruesome are the worst! Victory is yours!
     
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  34. dar482

    dar482 Poo-Bah (3,384) Mar 9, 2007 New York
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  35. Luv2Brew422

    Luv2Brew422 Initiate (45) Jan 7, 2012 California
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    Anything from Indian Wells "brewery "
     
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  36. miikezombie

    miikezombie Aspirant (247) Aug 13, 2010 Texas

    I took a few bottles to a Freetail release bottle share. Most people said it wasn't as bad as they thought it would be. I'm sure that wasn't a backhanded compliment.
     
  37. GRG1313

    GRG1313 Poo-Bah (3,339) Jan 15, 2009 California
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    I can't tell you how much I agree with this! I really don't want to agree with it since, let's face it, the bottles ARE kind of cool. However, but for one beer which is very good (Morimoto Imperial Pilsner) every Rogue I've ever had tastes like someone added water to it. I really think it is simply Rogue's intended style, some people like it and some don't. I don't. JMO
     
  38. SirBottlecap

    SirBottlecap Initiate (0) Jan 28, 2013 California

    I agree with this one, but could not word it any better!!!
    VelvetExtract
    Massachusetts

    1.58/5 rDev -31.9%
    look: 4 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 2 | overall: 1

    A-Pours a hazy scorched orange. Huge, voluminous head. Bubbles rise frm the base of the beer to feed the foamy afro. Thick, sporadic lacing blotches.

    S-Grimace inducing. Sweet and soapy. Honey and...soap. Oh yeah! There is also an abundance of...honey and soap.

    T-Holy horseshit Batman! This is one of the worst beers I have ever slurped! Venom! Metal and sickening sweetness with a hint of remedial hops. Like sucking on a penny covered in that frightening green rust. The fact that I bought a six-pack of this makes me want to assault someone. Asswater.

    M-I hate you Tailgate. Sticky and clingy.

    O/D-In contention for the title of the prestigous "Worst of the Worst" award. Absolutely insulting. Quite easily the worst beer I have had yet. At least the plethora of bad Macro brews aren't pretending to be craft beers. In terms of this beer: IPA = Imbibing Pungent Asswater.

    Serving type: can

    10-27-2012 02:50:21 | More by VelvetExtract
     
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  39. hnandez

    hnandez Initiate (0) Jun 5, 2013 California

    Old Monk 10000 Super Beer
     
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