Worst beer for a tasting

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by skyler_estes_, Nov 7, 2013.

  1. LambicPentameter

    LambicPentameter Aug 29, 2012 Michigan
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    I've decided that Rogue is the Prometheus of beers.

    Generally worthy of the criticism leveled against it, but not nearly as bad as the criticism would have you believe.

    Always one of the first to be mentioned in any discussion about a bad/terrible beer (movie).
     
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  2. Buzzardsuds

    Buzzardsuds May 27, 2013 Ohio

    Cave Creek Chili Beer
     
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  3. CSpoons

    CSpoons Nov 13, 2012 Delaware

    Ta Henket or Swamp Ape(tastes just like its name)
     
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  4. Tebuken

    Tebuken Jun 6, 2009 Argentina

    I can assure you there is no chance to defeat argentine Quilmes Crystal, it is something like a weird blend of an ancient elephant piss with a soft touch of a diabetic skunk vagina floyd.
     
  5. Titonesit

    Titonesit Nov 2, 2013 Spain

    Wild Blue. A posmodern form of torture, very well performed by a macro. Horrid fruit beer, the Plan 9 from Outer Space of beers.
     
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  6. yasky

    yasky Dec 21, 2008 Ontario (Canada)
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    Find a Quebec BA and hunt down a couple bottles of El Lapino. You will never forget it!
     
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  7. JohnnyHopps

    JohnnyHopps Jun 15, 2010 Indiana
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    Anything from Minhas
     
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  8. herrburgess

    herrburgess Nov 4, 2009 South Carolina
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    The worst beer in the world for a "tasting" is one you actually like to drink a lot of.
     
  9. UCLABrewN84

    UCLABrewN84 Mar 18, 2010 California

    I have brought both Mama Mia! Pizza Beer and Big Sky Kriek to tastings. Brown bagged them both to avoid giving them away too.
     
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  10. nc41

    nc41 Sep 25, 2008 North Carolina
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    Victory Wild Devil. Wild ale aged with dirty sweat socks and moldy skid marked underwear. Fucking nasty.
     
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  11. BrettHead

    BrettHead Sep 18, 2010 Nebraska

    Ugh, have one of those in my cellar. Don't know what to do with it lol.
     
  12. dortenzio1991

    dortenzio1991 Aug 12, 2011 Connecticut
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    Fire Island Sea Salt Ale. Ill give you a moment to figure out why a salty ale from the gay mecca of the world will raise an eyebrow or two. Youll have the win in no time!
     
  13. SirBottlecap

    SirBottlecap Jan 28, 2013 California

    I change my mind-Cool Colt.
     
  14. bigbluebeerguy

    bigbluebeerguy Nov 19, 2009 Kentucky

    Wild Blue
     
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  15. BeerBob

    BeerBob May 30, 2002 Nebraska
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  16. Derranged

    Derranged Mar 7, 2010 New York

    Get a load of this one, chief:

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  17. Ivegotmule

    Ivegotmule Nov 7, 2012 North Carolina

    To seriously answer the question, La Folie. (Or anything super sour). For tasting purposes it will ruin every other beer after that because the sour will stick around for hours. I use La Folie as an example because I had it before a Big Bad Baptist at a tasting, and you would swear the BBB was infected.

    As far as a joking "worst beer" competition, I truly despised Green Flash Friendship Brew. BUT, I would drink it again if I was getting a Cantillion out of it.
     
  18. JISurfer

    JISurfer Dec 10, 2002 Hawaii
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    Evil Eye is some nasty sh!t, especially when it warms up.
     
  19. kjlcm

    kjlcm Jul 16, 2013 New Hampshire
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    New Planet Pale Ale - gluten free and undrinkable
     
  20. hopfenunmaltz

    hopfenunmaltz Jun 8, 2005 Michigan

    I find Chapeau Banana Beer to be extra wretched.
     
  21. s_wit

    s_wit Apr 26, 2012 Wisconsin
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    Rhinelander shortys by minhas
     
  22. bugsmasher

    bugsmasher Sep 20, 2012 Texas

    Lone Star Bock!This beer is truly disgusting.
     
  23. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Jan 20, 2012 Colorado
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    I would imagine anything hopped heavily with citra could ruin a tasting. After drinking a couple of pints of krbc citra clonehomebrew I moved to a myrcenary... that was the first time myrcenary has ever tasted like garlic, tomatoes, and stewed cabbage to me.
     
  24. beertunes

    beertunes Sep 24, 2007 Washington
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    Coconut Curry Hefeweizen from New Belgium or the original Pink Death, Rogue/Voodoo Maple Bacon. Or, a room temp Steel Reserve.
     
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  25. kustard

    kustard Jan 26, 2013 Illinois

    Three Floyds Tiberian Inquisitor. Tastes like nail polish.
     
  26. ChesterHop

    ChesterHop Sep 14, 2010 Connecticut

    The good ol Crooked I...St. Ides. Brings back a lot of memories.
     
  27. ricochet173

    ricochet173 Jul 6, 2011 Quebec (Canada)
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    Do not EVER mention that goddamn putrid devil beer again! Their brewery burnt down and I hope that vile, piss-producing latrine stays that way.
     
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  28. BalancingBrooms

    BalancingBrooms Aug 22, 2013 Louisiana

    Wells Banana Bread Beer
     
  29. nc41

    nc41 Sep 25, 2008 North Carolina
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    Steel Reserve is undrinkable.
     
  30. beertunes

    beertunes Sep 24, 2007 Washington
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    We'll never get anywhere if you keep holding things in. You've got to let your real feelings out.
     
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  31. TheRealDBCooper

    TheRealDBCooper Mar 17, 2010 Svalbard & Jan Mayen Islands
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  32. bamarado

    bamarado Oct 24, 2013 Colorado

    Unibroue Maudite... effing disgusting.
     
  33. bamarado

    bamarado Oct 24, 2013 Colorado

    Unibroue Maudite... effing disgusting.
     
  34. kojevergas

    kojevergas Aug 15, 2010 New York
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  35. deschutes_fan

    deschutes_fan Sep 24, 2013 California
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    The worst beer I ever had was JW Lee's Harvest in Lagavulin casks:
    http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/178/25061

    I love lagavulin, so purchased this beer because of that. Tastes like someone pissed on a burnt log and the filtered rain water through it. It had chunks floating.

    Ironically this beer has decent reviews, maybe I got a bad bottle.
     
  36. Jsteez

    Jsteez Apr 28, 2012 Utah

    Mickey's malt liquor
     
  37. Ranbot

    Ranbot Nov 27, 2006 Pennsylvania

    Magic Hat HiCu would be my vote. Ice-cold it was odd, but bareable, but once it warmed up a just few degrees it was sickening IMO. In almost a decade of drinking craft beer I've only had 2-3 drain pours and it was one of them. (and I'm not a Magic Hat hater either).

    I haven't had SA Triple Bock, but judging by the amusing reviews it's sounds very "promising."
     
  38. Rainblows

    Rainblows Feb 27, 2013 Illinois

    LOL the bros gave it a 94... o_O
     
  39. Knapp85

    Knapp85 Dec 25, 2009 Pennsylvania
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    Stone's W00tstout... Had it recently at a tasting and I thought it was terrible. I didn't even wanna finish my sample.
     
  40. nc41

    nc41 Sep 25, 2008 North Carolina
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    No yo
    No you didn't the stuff is absolutely vile, any resembelence to Lagavulin is purely accidental. I took two sips and drain poured it. Taking that 2nd sip took all I had in me, should have spit out the first . Should be illegal to sell
     
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