Worst Beer Review Descriptions

The only other bad review I'm proud of is for Frio Light. This review does NOT Respect Beer (tm).

"Tallboy can. Hoo, boy. OK, let’s start at the beginning -- a can with a big ol’ map of Texas and a huge stamp that says ’Brewed For Texans’ should not say in small script lettering at the bottom ’Brewed in Memphis, Tn’. Memphis is Not Texas. Moving on -- It looks like a urine sample topped with generic shaving cream, although shockingly it leaves lace, (It might be some sort of fungus, though. Can’t be too sure.) I can smell the reek across the desk; canned fruit cocktail and vomit. Yummy. Please sir, can I taste it now? Imagine if you diluted Listerine ten to one then dipped generic canned fruit in it. Yeah, about that. Hangs around like an unwanted door-to-door evangelist. Beer for people who don’t like anything."