Worst Sounding Beers

We conditioned this year's batch of Mother of All Storms with tons of sticky peanut butter and marshmallow. That's right, the Mother of All Fluffernutters.

 

Indeed. I’m open to a lot of flavours I find in beer. Notes of off-brand faux-coconut sunscreen is where I draw the line.

I’m getting a t-shirt made up with the words “No Sabro!” on the chest for when I visit breweries and festivals.

 

I’m going to go a slightly different route and pick a beer with the most ridiculous can label, but it’s a beer I really like.

I like bringing it when meeting up with the nephews and nieces to give them a good laugh.

Pipeworks Mini Unicorn



It looks in person like a 3-5 year old put a bunch of pre-school stickers on a can.

I rate it slightly higher (4.5 vs. 4.25) than the OG, Pipeworks Ninja vs. Unicorn, also a great beer. Similar great taste, less filling.

Bottom line, never judge a book or a beer by its cover/label.

In terms of Sabro, I like many beers with it, though understand people’s aversion to it.

 

"Bud Light Platinum." The very words make me cringe.

 

Some combination of chili pepper, marshmellow, lucky charms, and sour patch kids.

I pray no such unholy union exists.

 

I hate hippie words in beer titles. One of my locals just put out a “Lemongrass IPA”. I don’t think so. Cheers.

 

Drop the chili pepper and you’ve described a good handful of beers.

 

:/

 

Same here. The words lactose, sweet, or milk in the title or description send me running.

 

Think you might not like the Stinky Hippie Pale Ale from North Country Brewing in PA, then. Thought they also made one called Dingleberry Ale but cannot find any recent references to it

 

Lemongrass is "hippie?"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymbopogon

 

Easily my least favorite hop. And it's not even close. Pretty cool that they've cultivated a hop that produces coconut flavor...but I don't want coconut anywhere near my IPA.

 

Of course the beers are seriously pretty good but the brewery name is all for tickles & kicks. From Columbus, Ohio it's the Hoof Hearted Brewery.

 

If he said "wheatgrass" or even just "grass" it would have made more sense to me... but what do I know?
@BigIronH

 

This.

 

I don’t know anything either. Just the sound of it turns me off. Sounds like something my wife would buy at Whole Foods to blend with kale.

 

Maybe I’ll buy the IPA and get a little this to wash up with afterwords.

https://theplayfulhippie.com/products/lemongrass-vegan

 

Lemongrass in Southeast Asian food is worth a try, not something I'm looking for in beer.
Hipsters seem to like it as well as hippies.