YMBBIF Hints and Hauls Thread

Chaching! I got my #1 pick - you had the most wants i could hit.

Whoever managed to be stuck with me i know my wants list is a bitch. I'm currently really digging sours.

I'll take a look at my wants this weekend and try to clean it up.

 

http://search.yahoo.com/r/_ylt=A0oG...Dbitch%2Bbe%2Bcool%26fr%3Dipad&sigb=1219rjd3l

To my bitch, be cool. I'm coming, and hells coming with me.

 

So my target got three bottles that are wants in another BIF and he was stoked. They were three bottles that I was going to send. Does he want again? Box is going west...

 

I don't know if this is directed at me, but it currently applies. Honestly, I'm excited to be in this BIF and would be fine either way.

My bitch is going to get smacked at least twice this month. First box ships Monday and will land by then end of the week. It'll land on a porch in a state where multiple BAs in this BIF reside.

 

It's really no problem. My target's want list is wrong...he just doesn't know it yet.

 

Best attitude.

My target has some wants that looks like he ticked after he added them to his wants. No problem. Just going to have to get a bit more obscure and/or bring out some bigger guns.

 

I can't believe no one has bit on my clue

 

The stats(so far):
Bottles - 9
Average want:got ratio - 2.31
Average BA Score - 93.64
Average rAvg - 4.26

I haven't even been to the store yet, bitch.

 

First real clue

15

That is all. Could be total beet, wants or a beer name.

Or all three...

 

Got my number one. Ready to gape his anus blow up his porch.

 

OUCH......that's going to leave a Mark.

 

Hint # 1 to my target. I will be in your fine city in the coming months, if you need some assistance repairing your porch while I'm there, tough titty do it yourself as there are some very nice breweries near you that will have my attention.

 

Dear bitch,

12 wants are packed up and heading out your way tomorrow. I'm not even close to finished with you. I'm going to rock you like a hurricane. You get a little warning for this box, then the eye will pass over and bam bitch I'm gonna smack you again!

Cheers,

Daddy

 

To my bitch:
When the first box hits you porch and mouth, please note that it is not over.
Also know I am angry at you for your lack of breweriana input, so you must have more for not obeying the rules.

 

My biotch's first box will be packed tonight and shipped tomorrow. It will be packed with a few wants. I will destroy you over time and you will like it. When this is over, you will be begging for more!

Hint: my target did not receive his number one target. However, he seems to be taking it well.

 

I'll admit that I mixed up my rankings, but did get my number #1 target who I put down. He has some pretty lofty wants (don't we all!), but I think I can get get some of his wants from 2011-2012, if that's ok. I plan on getting 1-2 (or even 3) local growlers to send out.

I did pick up a bottle that was one of 204 bottles from a local brew pub this weekend that I think my target will enjoy. This place opened up about 2 months before another local brew pub that has been getting the majority of the press in the Philadelphia area, but this place is no slouch.

When all is said and done, boxes will be heading West and will travel roughly 1,200 miles. My bitch and I have been in a few BIFs together, yet I've never sent or received from him and I know that one of my good friends has traded with him in the past.

Looking forward to seeing the hints and and hauls. Whoever has me as a target, don't worry about wrecking my porch, as I live in an apartment and don't have a porch!

 

Did someone say they wanted CBS? Sure why not, let me see if i can locate a CBS sniffer for you while i'm at it. I'm waiting on an inbound shipment of loons. Once it lands i'll toss one in for you - yup it's on your wants . Hopefully your wants is up to date. I'll try to hit as many of them as i can.

To whomever has me. I'm becoming a glass ***** as of late and am on a sour kick. All my wants are old but still very much wants.

 

One more down.

 

Ditto that.

 

Thirded. Don't know where's Axic is at in PA, but I know it's not 1200 miles away...