YMBBIF Hints and Hauls Thread

Lobo...you did good on this one!

 

I'm hitting 3 breweries in 2 states to get brewery only beer tomorrow (I guess today...). Probably shipping early next week because the rest of my week is hellaciously busy. Might also wait for an anticipated release, but we'll see once that release actually gets a date.

 

I've been stalking my target. They must be pretty well connected as i don't see many ISO:FT posted. Hmmm....what to send to someone who doesn't seem to need to trade for anything.

 

Cowboy Up MFer !!!!!!!!!

 

So far have 9 bottles (6 wants) in the box, can hit about 3 or 4 more wants soon
Ounces so far = 191, Avg BA score high 96 almost 97, rAvg= 4.42
Breweriana from 4 breweries so far

 

I lover this idea!

Here's my stats that are locked
So far I've got 22 beers with 15 wants for 438 total oz (this includes intransit)
rAvg high is 4.82 with a couple 100 BA Scores

Breweriana
3 glasses each with a beer to go with it
1 T-Shirt of a DONG

Primarily it's a Cali box but the Midwest has hefty representation.

 

Hint 1: If my box travels the recommended route it will past through more than 8 states

 

Working on a trade to secure some super fresh IPAs from Cali which are on my targets wants list. My box will be headed East of me. First box should be outbound by the 18th.

 

I am planning on sending next week, after I receive a want

 

Holy shit! The baby cow pulled that dude right off his horse!!!

 

Hint #1:
If I were to drive to my targets house and make him/her my bitch in person, it would be between 1200 and 2200 miles.

 

Hint.............

If I were to walk from my hometown to my targets hometown, it would take...............a very long time.

 

A couple of things: I am going to be out of town for work next week, returning Friday, so whomever is sending my way, please be advised that I'd prefer my box doesn't get there before Friday. By the same token, my first box to my bitch won't be going out until the week after I get back. It will hit multiple Wants and will cover the requirements of the BIF.

Now the reason why I say "first" box: I am a big fucking illiterate asshole, and I completely misread my bitch's "bucket list" beer, thinking that it was a beer that I actually had in hand. I am currently working on trading for the ACTUAL bucket list beer, but it might take a few weeks (or more) for the trade to go through... which will pretty much certainly fall outside of the shipping window. Hopefully my first box will more than make up for the tardiness of the second box. Either way, I'm still an illiterate asshole. Apologies, bitch.

 

Mmmm, veal.

 

<----- Fuck yo porch!

 

I was planning on having box #1 out on Monday, but after some online snooping, I am changing some of the beers in the box, so it will go out later.