You know a beer is really good when....

when you keep smelling the bottle for 30 minutes after you have finished the beer... (Ola Dubh 30 and Westy 12)

 

You review it and then notice it's in your top ten highest ratings… happened to me twice in the last week.

 

you drink it in celebration of renewing your car registration

 

when you cant help but to tell the world about it, and when you tell them, and they dont listen...you make them listen...you make them..

 

When you can already tell how good its going to be during the pour..

 

when you consider injecting it into your blood stream.

 

When you go to a restaurant and find out they have a certain beer on tap and act like a (man)child that just found out they're going to (beer) Disneyland

When you talk about a particular beer so much that your spouse knows everything about it and sighs when you talk about it with other people, but they wanna know about it, right??

 

When you crawl around like Smeagel (or however you spell that) and become hostile when someone else tries to steal your "precious"...

...Or when you just enjoy the beer a lot. Yeah, I'm gonna just go with that.

 

...Circle of Life comes on in the background and you see Simba

 

.....you act like a little schoolgirl when you meet the brewer (see profile pic). Or, when you take a sniff and sip and cant say anything.other than "holy shit"

 

Ya, my wife is sick of me talking about a certain few beers.

 

You get genuinely excited to pop the cork.. Happens every time I have Allagash Tripel Reserve, Delirium Tremens or Rochefort 10. I seriously get giddy.

 

When you knock other beers off the counter with your boner

 

When you go hide to drink it in peace. (people with kids will understand this)

 

When you insist that your non-beer-drinkin wife try it to the point that she gets pissed and has to rewatch NCIS via OnDemand.

 

You're doing something wrong. I mean that for both the sex and coffee.

 

I pull it from my lips and say, "Now that's a fuckin' beer." Happens just about every time.