You know you spend to much time here when...

What's wrong with that? I assume she gets home from work every day...

 

Let's not get carried away here.

 

My wife, kids and I visit Mexico yearly, we go to a very remote part where I have three offerings for beer, Modelo, Corona Familiar, and Victoria, I usually go with the Modelo Dark, Victoria is okay, but I avoid Corona.

 

I know that I have the knowing of tastes in dreams, but illusion may do something else to the brain that we don't know about completely. Dreams are imagination, mystery, and I truly believe "the collective unconscious" is an endlessly rich source of insight and folly. Great brewers probably dream about beers lots of people end up loving.

 

you are crazy

 

You're "watching" this thread.

 

I've dreamed of landing "the" beer. Never remember which one though.

 

You're stuck in traffic and keep trying to match car colors with beer styles.

 

For some reason I read this in The Dude's voice. Weird.

 

Who needs a Facebook? I would rather see what beer everyone is drinking rather than baby daddy or baby momma drama!

 

Open the browser on my phone and 8 of the 10 tabs open are BA.

 

When every normal word I read somehow reminds me of beer.

 

You keep seeing the same threads over and over and then post complaints about the "top 5 lawnmower beers from the top 5 states in a can that went from warm to cold or cold to warm if you could only drink one beer for the rest of your life" and BAs get pissed off about your attitude.

Or did I dream that?

 

When the wife comes downstairs to use the Bathroom at 3am, walks past me in the living room, sees me on my phone, and without even seeing what I'm on, asks if there are any new interesting threads up. I mean geez hun, I do spend time on sites other than BA.... wait, no, not really.

 

I was gonna say you see her everyday, but it's not everyday that you get the pleasure of sipping on an impeccable BA stout.

 

Your girlfriend calls this website "Beerbook".

 

Yup, that was implied in my post.

 

Your wife suggests **** would be healthier.

 

you actually try fresh Heady Topper...Down Under (courtesy O.N.)

and you think "herrburgess can keep his rauchbiers and pilseners"