Your beer predictions for 2014

homebrew canning kit...
...a man can dream.

 

1)Sucks will become a shelf turd when it is available all year (but not at the stores I frequent)
2)Rum barrel beers will replace bourbon barrel beers as the latest fad
3)Cans will become even more prevalent

 

The brewdogs will convince james Cameron to take his sub into the mariana trench in an attempt to brew a beer at the lowest point on earth, then they will be gobbled up by a big sea monster never to be seen or heard from again !

 

Rum barreled beers are soooo good, good call!

 

Shit will be hoppy and bourbony. Sometimes simultaneously.

 

Im going to gain 5 lbs from all of my future sucks consumption .

 

More Stouts will come in more flavors (BBA Whipped Cream Nougat Coconut Cherry Chocolate Rum Barrel Gingerbread Banana French Toast Ale), and even more limited quantitys (One Single Bottle Released on a day that you have to guess on a Planet that could possibly be in our Galaxy but that you'd better be in line for at least 3 days in advance to perhaps almost be able to even guess who's actually releasing said beer!). And I predict that I'll be on the verge of trading some brew that I've cellered perfectly to shine at this particular moment and that everyone always wanted, but now no one will go anywhere near because some guy that never had it either fresh or yesterday heard from his cousin's step-brothers best friends uncle on his aunt's side that finally divorced that guy with the comb-over's sister, that it's faded slightly and not worth it.

So I got that going for me...
That and A-Rods mint rookie cards! LOL!

 

Rookie

 

Sh*t just got dark.

 

I predict a few more hopped up lagers to hit the scene.

 

Craft versions of Lime-a-rita

 

2014? What do you think 2013 has been?

 

did they change the recipe for hopslam? KBS? (insert your beer here).....

 

nobody cares about "whales".


That may or may not be a prediction, but your $300 bottle doesn't taste any better than my $3 bottle.

 

The well done classic styles are already out there, but snobs are too busy standing in line all day or trading out the ass for MEH limited releases, instead of looking in their local grocery store for decent brews

 

I'm thinking a lot more beers with yeast used off of brewer's beards and much more intergalactica dust and space age things like shavings off rocks from Mars, etc....

 

i predict none of the annual releases will be as good as they once were. or at least that will be the word on the street. especially hopslam, it wont be nearly as good. someone else will do a side by side with last years to prove that this year is better.

 

ISO BBA Whipped Cream Nougat Coconut Cherry Chocolate Rum Barrel Gingerbread Banana French Toast Ale.

 

I can already imagine how that one would smell

 

Let me clarify, I don't want to "session" when I have beer.