Your Epic Whale Fail

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by themind, Aug 9, 2014.

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  1. prock180

    prock180 Initiate (0) Mar 9, 2013 Arizona

    Peche Mortal is a fabulous beer imo. Hard to beat flavor/quality wise, but for the price not your daily drinker that's for sure.
     
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  2. vrbulldog22

    vrbulldog22 Initiate (0) Sep 5, 2010 Ohio

    I traded for mine. In retrospect, I probably could've got other things & enjoyed them more, but oh well! Live & learn. My impression was that it tasted like an average barleywine that happened to be aged in an amazing barrel, if that makes sense.
     
  3. Orca

    Orca Grand Pooh-Bah (4,710) Sep 18, 2010 Washington
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    I have to add another Dark Lord to the growing list. It's a practical joke of a beer.

    And by the way, none of these beers, which are listed in this thread, are whales (I probably missed a few):
    Anything from Rogue
    Rochefort 10
    Two Hearted
    Lagunitas Sucks
    Fat Tire
    Summerfest
    Prima Pils
    Arrogant Bastard
    Dirtwolf
    Speedway Stout
    Black Butte
    Jai Alai
     
  4. runfoodrun

    runfoodrun Initiate (0) Jun 18, 2008 Minnesota

    This is my own personal fail. At Beachwood BBQ the first year Pliney the Younger was released. We stopped in to check the place out thinking we'd hit it the next night as we were there for work. The place was packed. Stopped back the next night to get some beer. Place was not nearly as packed. Asked why and the bartender explained they had released PTY the night before. I wasn't into IPAs, IIPAs at the time and didn't really realized I had missed a whale...now I do.

    BTW, in respond to others in the thread. Everytime I've had PTE on tap or in a bottle it's been amazing. I'm lucky enough to get to San Fran once a year so I have it pretty fresh. It's still the place where IIPA started and the benchmark for me. And my favorite is Surly Abrasive and I'd take PTE over it any day. I've had one can of Heady and found it to be a world beater, but I'd need more to verify, just my two cents!
     
  5. runfoodrun

    runfoodrun Initiate (0) Jun 18, 2008 Minnesota

    I drank may too much of this in the Keys earlier this year. (Bahia Honda State park, greatest place in the US) Not a whale, but a great, unique IPA in MHO. Almost fruity pebbles-ish, but different than the IPAs I can get in MN and WI, and there are a lot of great ones here. If Jai Alai were avail here I would add it to the regular rotation.
     
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  6. runfoodrun

    runfoodrun Initiate (0) Jun 18, 2008 Minnesota

    It's a great beer, and not a whale...you can pick it up anywhere that Stone is avail.
     
  7. beefsquatch

    beefsquatch Initiate (0) Mar 20, 2014 New York

    said no one ever...:astonished:
     
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  8. LightSaber

    LightSaber Initiate (0) Nov 4, 2013 Minnesota

    Darklord was an absolute bust for me. Buddy and I tried to split one...over half sitting on the counter in the morning.
    Heady Topper and ZD also come to mind though I did like them both...but they weren't the oh shit this is awesome kind of beers they are hyped to be.
     
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  9. drewskalicious

    drewskalicious Aspirant (270) Jul 20, 2012 Georgia

    Corona Extra. I was expecting a full-flavored, CancĂșn beach party with lime. Total whale.
     
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  10. r0nyn

    r0nyn Pundit (983) Aug 1, 2009 New York

    My cousin and I split a Chocolate Rain that he had traded for. We got about half a glass each in before we decided it was too thin, too sweet and just all around bad. I guess the really thin pour should have tipped us off, but for a beer that was so hyped in our minds, it completely disappointed us. Drainpoured that sucker.
     
  11. RobinLee

    RobinLee Maven (1,423) Feb 15, 2012 Wisconsin

    I haven't had a true whale. What's a step down, a tuna?

    I don't think I'll bother getting KBS next year. It was great the first time I had it, maybe my palate's changed or summat.
     
  12. ronricorossi

    ronricorossi Savant (1,072) Jun 30, 2014 California
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    Hopslam, for sure. Although, for as much as you hear about it, it's actually only ranked #29 amongst DIPAs, which might be close to right. The midwest/great lakes regional IPAs/APAs all seem to have a honey sweetness in the background, which isn't necessarily a good or bad thing, just a regional thing, I guess.
     
  13. breadwinner

    breadwinner Initiate (0) Mar 6, 2014 California

    Rats, you got me. Taking the 6.8 seconds it took to see what other DIPAs you've reviewed to see if it shed any light whatsoever on why you so massively disliked Pliny makes me a kooky stalker. Tell little Jimmy I said hi, and also you left your garage door open last night, so I went ahead and shut it for you. You're welcome.
     
  14. miketd

    miketd Initiate (0) Mar 2, 2006 Ohio

    Only beer from my area that has any of the qualities you are talking about is Commodore Perry from Great Lakes. Definitely nothing sweet in any Fat Head's IPA, to give one example.
     
  15. RblWthACoz

    RblWthACoz Initiate (0) Aug 19, 2006 Pennsylvania

    Isabelle Proximus
     
  16. meb3476

    meb3476 Initiate (0) Apr 1, 2013 Massachusetts

    Westy 12- I believe it's more of me not liking the style.
    Dinner- A big let down. While it was good didn't think it was better than Lunch or Another One.
     
  17. richobrien

    richobrien Initiate (0) Dec 29, 2013 California

    I've been pretty impressed with the "more hyped" beers like Pliny, Heady, Zombie Dust etc. I haven't dipped into the cellar to open any of the harder to get stuff yet like Cantillon, 3F, Dark Lord
     
  18. brian4beer

    brian4beer Pundit (826) Jan 27, 2013 Indiana
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    Spuyten for me. Not bad by an means but definitely not worth the kings ransom that was given up to get it by a friend. That being said, I did not have it fresh and that could be a major factor given the fruit included in this particular beer.
     
  19. brian4beer

    brian4beer Pundit (826) Jan 27, 2013 Indiana
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    You are correct Jim et al did another version just was not here. Also correct that Eszett went way up on the newer version and Deviation went way down. Soleil B1 was atop of Dave at number 1 and Selectie C was in the top 10 IIRC.
     
  20. Droopy487

    Droopy487 Initiate (0) Dec 3, 2013 Tennessee

    Awesome. Thanks. BTW, it only took me 3.2 seconds to see that you have your profile blocked so you can't be trolled like you troll other people.
     
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