Your top/bottom 3 American adjunct beers

Truly a bottom of the "barrel" beer.

 

Top: Genny Cream Ale, Modelo Negro, Killian's Stout (unless that's too trendy to count)
Bottom: Milwaukee's Best Light, or any "Light/Lite" beer...


I need to try this Schlitz Gusto I keep hearing about.

 

Top:
Schlitz (by far the best, particularly ice cold in bottles. better than "higher end" beers like Heineken and Stella Artois)
Budweiser (pretty good, distinct taste when the Busch family still had control, seems more generic since Inbev took over)
Shiner Premium (Not sure why I liked this so much)

bottom:
Rolling Rock (I mostly felt obligated to comment because this beer is so bad, but I guess some here disagree)
Natural Ice (for the same reason everyone else said)
Corona (Beer that doesn't taste like beer!)

*Pabst deserves a mention for bang for the buck, same for Olympia for that matter.
** I live in CA and haven't had Straub, Grain Belt, Yeungling or Strohs and the other Pabst brands, so I may be missing some good and bad ones.

 

top:
Natty Light (tastes like college and alcoholic water)
Genny/Genny Cream (cheap and easy to put away, Genny Cream is even better and full of college flavor)
PBR
Miller Lite
Budweiser

bottom:
Bud Light (just absolutely terrible, somehow much worse than those listed above)
Keystone Light (at school there was a major Natty Light vs Keystone populace, keystone is the inbred cousin of cheap beer)
bud light lime

i'd rather be sober than drink bud light

/drop mic

 

I can't drink Bud Light either, even ice cold to the point on almost freezing its still weirdly sweet and overly carbonated like the other AB products. it's really hard to find a simple AAL that sucks, but this one does, most are just harmless fizzy water.

 

Best Three:
Natty ICE
Genny Red
HI Neightbor! Ganesett

Worst Three:
Keystone
Red Dog
Black Label