You're not a beer geek unless...

You prefer northyorksammy to Whitman or Frost.

 

Someone mentions Bitzy and you LOL.

 

When catch yourself swirling and smelling a glass of water

 

You refuse to go to certain restaurants because they don't have any beer worth drinking and insist on going to the ol' faithful that has 20+ taps of great beer.

 

Hahahahahaha hell yeah!!!

 

Your main reason for visiting your family in the summer is to gain access to beers not shipped out of their state.

 

When you are inspired by monks to replace your meals with beer.

 

Most of your travel is beer related

 

I got you. I was just being purposefully obtuse for comic effect.

 

your favorite thing to get at the supermarket is a 6-pack

 

When you tell your co-worker to save all the bubble wrap.Throwing it away is a SIN!!

 

You've got on black-rimmed glasses with white tape holding them together in the middle...and KBS.

 

Or Lake Erie Monster.

 

The story of my life... Exercise like a madman, so I can eat and DRINK whatever I want and not weigh 300+ pounds!

 

Any non-beer-related travel becomes beer related.

 

Hahaha, I've done this more than once. Always makes me feel like an imbecile.

 

Now that is funny.

 

This is so true.

 

You post on BA while you're driving.

 

I was riding shotgun of course