You're not a beer geek unless...

Dude, if you're reading this..... You need to relax a little and learn to ignore the rampant BS on this site, instead of trying to cynically clown on it.

 

Exactly!!!! Somehow I am always able to find needed space somewhere.

 

...your most followed board on pinterest is "Beer."

 

Maybe you should calm down and stop worrying about how I entertain myself on the internet?

 

when you go out of state for vacation, and your sole mission is to bring back 10 cases of beer that is not distributed in your state...for you, and then 10 more for a select few friends.

you do not think twice about buying a bomber that doesn't cost at least $15.

you are known as the "beer guy" to all your friends and co-workers.

when you lock your keys in your car, and the only thing you are worried about is the $18.99 bomber sitting in the backseat of your car. (True Story)

 

when you wake up in the morning to look over at your recent IP trade, realize you're one bottle short, & run out of the house in your PJs to rescue said bottle from hot car trunk while shielding beer from light like a newborn infant from bullets (true story)

yeah... my bad

 

That's just ignorance or an oversight, not geekdom!

 

You researched the top beers on ratebeer before you were of legal age to drink!

Top that geeks!

 

you read this post.

 

You use budweiser bottle labels as toilet paper.

 

Before you travel, you go to BA and research the beer bars at your destination.

 

you only have smart ass things to say about punctuation, spelling, and whether a topic is a good one or not. oh and if you like beer.

 

You mom tells you your aunt moved to Minnesota and your first thought is that you have to go visit her and bring a bunch of Surly back.

 

You still insist on going to the package store to look for beers even though you have enough beer at home to choke a horse.

 

I was think about packing a bowl with hops.....hmmm.....

 

Wish I could find one.

 

What's a "package store"?

 

Yea problem is it wouldn't get you high

 

You're piss drunk from trying to keep up with everyone on LNBA