The colour is cold pale yellow (6 EBC), the liquid clear. The three ringer off-white head is airy. It slinks slowly leaving some lacing.
The smell is malty and sweet. Some prickly bitter notes. Hints of corn. It smells like an industrial lager.
The taste is sweet and a bit dry. Some leather and a chemical bitterness. Flavours of the archetypical Swedish lager. Metallic bitterness and a stale sweetness in the aftertaste. Hints of hay and grain in the finish.
The carbonation is medium strong, the small bubbles are mild. The liquid is a bit sticky.
A cloying and somewhat wishy-washy industrial standard lager.